r/2007scape 6d ago

Achievement UPDATE: Socks and Co just hit 1M socks.

Well... that was fast lol.

On Monday, we posted the full story of how Socks and co got started and you guys blew us up over night!

We've gone from around 120 employees to over 170 employees. In that post I mentioned that we were getting close to finishing phase 2 sometime this week and apparently some of you took that as a challenge because you got us here in two days!!!

A few weeks ago, Socks and co started with a sock and a dream but, today we've officially crossed our second major goal: 1,000,000 socks!

I genuinely can't believe how fast we've grown and I want everyone to know we're not stopping here.

Phase 2 is complete and now we move on to phase 3: 10M socks

Thank you to every single person who has joined Socks and Co. Without all of you, we wouldn't be celebrating this completely insane milestone today and a huge thank you to all of our supporters whose financially irresponsible decisions continue to keep the lights on and our employees paid.

We provide the finest socks in all of Gielinor.

We are a major liquidity provider in the sock market.

We do ai sock stuff.

Our investors love us!

-Mike from Socks and Co

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u/RostBeef 6d ago

I’m just gonna post this on every socks and co post now lol

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u/SameElephant2029 5d ago

Shouldn’t it be ‘cocks and so’?

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u/RostBeef 5d ago

Don’t shoot the messenger

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u/Spare-Opportunity-30 6d ago

This is the new trout guy pyramid scheme I can smell it a mile away

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u/Fresh-Wrap8654 6d ago

I found this guy in edgeville smelling socks! He said his goal is to smell 1 million socks!! Everyone quick we need to dont massive amount of socks where can we get some?!

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u/siccoblue ✅👵🏻 Certified Granny Shagger 👵🏻✅ 6d ago

Good question, I'd also like to know.. for a friend...

No men's socks please.

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u/OpeningDull5969 5d ago

At least we are getting paid millions for the socks

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u/Wappening 5d ago

Yeah looking forward to the call out post in a week about the scam.

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u/showersareevil 6d ago

Are your socks reusable and more sustainable compared to options like papyrus? If so, you are really making a difference!

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u/Mykophilia 6d ago

Theyre woven with lead strands and hardened with radiation.

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u/32bitMonster 6d ago

"Radiation"

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 6d ago

You’re the company where all your employees are special needs right?

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u/Nexion21 5d ago

No, it’s the inverse special needs company

Only the CEO is special needs

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u/AdSilent7769 6d ago

Eww stinky!

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u/kxwbie 5d ago

reported for bigotry

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u/Final-Prophet 6d ago

I once rocked a little too hard, and my socks came off. Do you guys offer a support group for people who have rocked their socks off?

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u/Maleficent-Thanks-85 6d ago

I love the community so much 😂

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u/BobbingFourApples 5d ago

Feet enjoyers

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u/6GGXXX 5d ago

How did this stock not crash after Jagex removed the ability to sniff the socks?

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u/Briak do you even bury your fucking bones 5d ago

Eww, stinky!

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u/wormania 5d ago

this explains why Nvidia beat earnings

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u/mibugu 5d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/VeritasOmicron 6d ago

Put them up my ass

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u/PoliteQueef 🏳️‍🌈 NO GAY NO PAY 🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

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u/Cold_Embrace6142 2341 6d ago

Eww, stinky!

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u/poorqualitymeme 6d ago

This guy socks

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u/Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please 6d ago

Didn't even know socks were an item

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u/indrek91 why is the rum always gone? 6d ago

How much gp have you paid for the boys lol

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u/SocksAndCo-OSRS 5d ago

Hundreds of millions 🫡🧦

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u/KingBuck_413 5d ago

I love this guy

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u/pboy1232 5d ago

I don’t know how or why but this is going to have such a bad and funny ending I can just feel it

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u/XoraXeus 6d ago

Start an OF for dirty sock sales in osrs.

Edit: just realized this could be considered RWT but people like dirty socks

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u/Thus_RS 5d ago

Are you selling it after?

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u/NOMA014 5d ago

Mike we need a youtube video on the journey

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u/Comfortable_Force_91 3d ago

Still smells less than a max uims chair

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u/Goldieeeeee 5d ago

Ah yes i remember your lame AI written post.