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What’s a skill almost everyone thinks they’re good at until they meet someone who’s actually great at it?

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u/kenzijacobspg 1d ago

Plumbing. Every homeowner thinks swapping a simple valve is a 15 minute job until they are on their fourth trip to Home Depot at 8:45 PM on a Sunday with the water shut off to the entire house.

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 1d ago

I feel like that's a personal attack !!! 😂

In fairness to me, I never leave it that late.

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u/Karmek 23h ago

I have a rule, "Never do critical repairs while the hardware store is closed".

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u/jeephistorian 21h ago

My experience is the critical repair chooses it's own time....

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u/Karmek 20h ago

Fair enough.

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u/norsish 1d ago

Amateurs. Everyone knows there's no real need to shut off the main.

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u/_Bad_Bob_ 23h ago

Machinist here. I kind of just fell into the trade by taking literally any offer trying to get out of my nightmare landscaping gig. It's right up my alley and holy fucking shit the amount of stuff there is to learn is insane... Somehow I convinced someone at the best shop in town to hire me to make aerospace parts... I'm starting to get the hang of it now but I've never felt more like a fraud in my whole life. 

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u/Samisoy001 23h ago

Aside from anything major I've replaced 2 broken faucets just using YouTube. It really is not that hard.

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u/SorenShieldbreaker 9h ago

Faucets and even toilets are pretty easy. I would be really wary of any plumber who tries to manipulate someone into thinking they aren't capable of replacing a basic fixture.

u/Samisoy001 39m ago

Even replacing light fixtures is pretty easy.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 23h ago

I’ve been a plumber for over 25 years. You’re out of your depth.

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u/HerbLoew 22h ago

No, I'm not! The depth of the flood's barely knee-high!

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u/Samisoy001 23h ago

BS. Replacing a faucet is not hard. You just want to charge me $500 to do something that anyone can do if they just take the time to learn

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 22h ago

You’re the person this thread is about.

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u/woah_man 4h ago

Nah, it's quite simple. These would fall into homeowner diy or handyman territory. You want a plumber when it comes to major leaks or clogs, but for the simple stuff, keep your money.

There's tons of plumbing companies out there that charge stupid amounts of money for what amounts to basic work. They send out a technician (not a licensed plumber) who makes $30/hr to do a basic job, then give you a bill that amounts to $500-1000/hr. Stuff like replacing a sump pump, using a manual drain auger to clear a clog, replacing the wax ring on a toilet.

They make bank on uninformed homeowners because there are always enough people who will be like that. Avoid those companies because plumbing, or any trade for that matter, is not wizardry.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 3h ago

You’re absolutely clueless.

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u/woah_man 2h ago

The example given was replacing a faucet.

They're literally screwed in with a wrench and a pair of channel locks. But sure Mr expert plumber, tell me I'm clueless.

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u/SorenShieldbreaker 1h ago

It’s a major red flag when a plumber (if he even is one) tries to guilt/scare people into thinking they aren’t capable of replacing a basic faucet without putting their home at risk. The best pros I’ve hired are honest about what they should do vs me so myself. Same goes with electricians. The idea that only a licensed pro is capable of replacing a damn outlet without burning down the house is absurd.

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u/Major-Front 15h ago

I think you’re over estimating the average home owner! lol

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u/ragnarok635 23h ago

Why did you decide to call me out here?

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u/LurkerZerker 22h ago

I don't own a home, but if/when I do, I will never try to DIY either plumbing or the electricity. Last thing I need is to electrocute myself in poopy water.

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u/liveonislands 20h ago

Best thing ever when I was much younger learning about home ownership.
We had a plumbing supply store 1 block over and three blocks up.
Not a big box, not hardware, plumbing supply.

Plumbing supply stores are where you can sometimes learn the mysteries of how water comes out of faucets, and if you are lucky, how to make it happen again.

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u/walee1 16h ago edited 16h ago

Not a plumber but swapping a simple valve is not that hard. Done it multiple times, takes me 15-30 mins Max. That being said, I used to work on ultra high vacuum setups, so there is a lot of technical understanding of pipes etc involved there. I however know my limits and will call a plumber if I think I'm using a shortcut or if something is outside the time I'm willing to invest in it.

That being said a good plumber will take 5 mins, as they do it multiple times a day.

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u/stumblinghunter 23h ago

Yea dude why are you being such a dick to us lol

Tbf it would've gone better if the pipe was 1/2" longer before the elbow, then I wouldn't have had to replace the elbow, too. But I learned to just use PEX, I'm not fucking with soldering when we're selling the house in 6 months. Then it'll be someone else's problem

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u/Reenas54 20h ago

I'm plumber. If everything goes right it probably is couple minutes job. If everything goes wrong that becomes couple hours job. 😂

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u/SilverVixen1928 18h ago

And I remember when the place to buy screws, nails, lumber, and pipe fittings closed down at noon on Saturdays. And no one worked on Sunday.

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u/meoka2368 18h ago

Heh. Literally as I was reading this comment, my plumber friend sent me a reel on Facebook.

I'm okay with taking a drain apart to unclog it or retrieve a lost item, but like hell am I touching lines under pressure.

I'd rather do electrical (replaces a couple of fixtures on Friday, actually).

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u/ketchuptheclown 17h ago

On my fifth trip to Home Depot that night, right before they closed.... I had a $2 part and there was only one register opened. Yep, 6 people, each with the equivalent of a small house, in line. The manager saw me basically covered in mud, and when I offered to pay him cash, he said, nah, just take it and go. They were a new store in our town then and opened till 10:30. It worked though, and I happily got up at 5:30 am for a hot shower before work the next morning. I was in my 30s then, given enough time, I could fix anything, now, I spend the day looking for tools and napping.

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u/lloopy 15h ago

Plumbers are expensive. Good plumbers more so.

Worth EVERY dime of it too.

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u/MrEzquerro 12h ago

our neighbor is a professional plumber, bless him, I do not have to care about anything, he will just come to fix stuff if needed.

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u/puking_raiinbows 12h ago

My partner and I work for the same couple, small town business owners with several operations. He does maintenance for all of them and gets spread so thin because of this mentality. I watched this man take a sawzall to a pipe in the ceiling and unknowingly cut through a water pipe instead of the intended one. Thankfully for us it was an easy cleanup of fresh water after hours but, you get the moral of this story. It’s a constant struggle of expectations vs reality.

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u/BookkeeperCalm9849 11h ago

That just happened to me yesterday

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u/Hector_P_Catt 10h ago

When I first bought my old house about 20 years ago, I had a slow drain, and drain cleaners weren't fixing it. So I decided to buy a drain snake.

The snake got caught on something, and I just couldn't get it out. Cue the call to the plumber. Get the drain snake out, and then fix the actual problem I was trying to fix....

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u/Tortillagirl 7h ago

I was this on friday, although it was only 3 trips total!