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"When everybody look at me, yo, they can tell that I'm a grown-up
Six-foot-one, facial hair, with the coffee cup
People saying 'whassup' when they see me on the block
Cause they know I'm an adult and I know how to talk
But back in the day I couldn't talk, I was a baby
I didn't even know what English was, it sounds crazy
I couldn't even walk, my baby legs were way too weak
Look at me now communicating on my two feet
And eating solid foods whenever the fuck I want
Celery, broccoli, spaghetti, smokey cheese and croissant
But y'all, when I was a newborn child it wasn't this way
Breast milk was the only food my stomach could take
Because I didn't have teeth, motherfucker, I couldn't chew
Bitch, look at me now, I'm fucking biting into fresh fruit
Saying 'Fuck you' to all the haters talking shit
Who say I was never a baby, I was born like this
Bitch, just because you see me sitting on a toilet
Don't mean I don't know what it's like to feel a diaper with a load of shit"
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u/micaelabutterfly 22h ago
bro that’s nothing, I can walk much faster and people around me don’t make a big fuss