r/BravoRealHousewives jill zarin's grandson's eulogy video proof 1d ago

Ultimate Girls Trip The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th - Season 5 - Episode 4 - Weekly Episode Discussion

The ladies trade Beverly Hills for Atlanta, where a fabulous drag brunch delivers a surprise entrance that leaves everyone gagged. The legendary Alter Ego party returns, complete with sequins, shade and larger-than-life personalities.

13 Upvotes

103 comments sorted by

188

u/Thxlittlehoe Advocate for the sluts of America 1d ago

I will use this all next season

78

u/JustCuriousInCanada 1d ago

I love Porsha for this. Lisa Barlow is just living her life. Having fun & laughing... whenever she's away from bad Weather and Bronwyn. 

Heather/Whitney/Bronwyn are obsessed with Lisa and it's spooky AF. 

38

u/No-Yogurtcloset-9639 I’m very important to God 1d ago

the funny thing is that most people that are fans of heather/whitney/bronwyn or hate lisa always use the same excuses to justify their hate - that lisa said she's better than everyone, that lisa is always talking about how great her life is

PLEASE! All of them think they're hot shit. Bronwyn thinks she is the greatest thing since sliced bread. If the WORST thing lisa has is her confidence (which ALL housewives have) while the worst things heather/bronwny/whitney do is say extremely damaging things about lisa, her marriage and business then let's be honest... whitney/heather/bronwyn are out of depth

10

u/Thxlittlehoe Advocate for the sluts of America 1d ago

CLOCK IT

8

u/Mediocre_Astronaut51 I don’t care if you are a real housewife or a fake housewife… 1d ago

155

u/hail-lucipurrr Well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes 1d ago

Love how years of dealing with Ramona has prepared Luann for Vicki.

52

u/HanAVFC GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN HATS. 👒👒 1d ago

I find it funny as housewives I prefer Luann to Vicki any day. But when they are in the car and Luann kept going on about her song I would probably act like Vicki 😂

9

u/Think_Quit_6163 No, I called you a stupid c***! 1d ago

Seeing Luanne deal with Vicky is so satisfying for me

3

u/babymayor you were born psychologically naked 23h ago

and vicki can’t stand it lmao 

4

u/agnusdei07 1d ago

but Lulu is delusional with her 'the things I do for these ladies' as if she is doing the show a favor--with her ziplining in for a song, who asked her to do that? No one.

30

u/pmel13 1d ago

The producers probably did, realistically 😂

3

u/agnusdei07 1d ago

prob but she kept saying 'oh what I do for these women and BIG people know me'

22

u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Kyle, you know what doesn't lie? The cameras. 1d ago

I mean, all their heads are big at this point.

7

u/Fabulous-Opposite-59 1d ago

Being delusional is mandatory to be a housewife

92

u/blissfullyblack 1d ago

Heather is so annoying. Geez.

185

u/MotherdithMarks 1d ago

Imagine coming on this show to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Real Housewives and your appearance is forever solely defined by your weird obsession with Lisa Barlow. Heather, Whitney and Bronwyn are embarrassing.

85

u/HMexpress2 Seat 17C 💺 1d ago

They fell into the trap of playing into what they think the audience wants to see.

25

u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Kyle, you know what doesn't lie? The cameras. 1d ago

50

u/ymm267 1d ago

That’s why SLC is no longer fun.

25

u/kle73 Is this the world we live in??? 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WSO1ZT9sug15C

Like you got your screen-time? Good work?

66

u/mealypart 1d ago

Heather is so miserable and bitter that Lisa got cast on this over her

RHOSLC’s next season is gonna be a rough watch, it’s so obvious the entire cast is going in with a plan to takedown Lisa and Meredith in hopes they’ll leave the show

59

u/Budget-Purple-6519 1d ago

Heather is relentless. It warmed my heart to see Porsha defending Lisa, but of course Gizelle would be the one to set up the nonsense train to begin with. Gizelle and Heather have more in common than either might care to admit, especially with the way Gizelle can’t let up on Stacey for even two seconds.

Seeing Lisa and Drew interact for even a minute is a bit surreal. Those are two housewives I have never considered before in the same sentence.

6

u/Mediocre_Astronaut51 I don’t care if you are a real housewife or a fake housewife… 1d ago

Right it was surreal. And that’s the beauty of the format of this show.

3

u/Annual_Habit_411 13h ago

I’m confused why they are asking Heather for the truth.. Porsha + Gizelle dealt with her on season 3 of UGT…

87

u/caileyeloise American Ballet Theatre Board Member 1d ago

Why is Vicki here? She doesn't watch the other franchises, she doesn't want to go to the drag shows, she can't possibly be asked to take a week off from Coto Insurance...why are you here? As much as I dislike Tamra, she would have been much better representation for OC, and she would have actually had fun.

Stacey continues to be the unbothered queen I love - I wish she would realize that Ashley and Gizelle aren't her friends. I was so happy to see Nene back.

Heather Gay is basically green with envy. It is so obvious she is resentful that Lisa was chosen for UGT, and it is bizarre how she's obsessed with Lisa. It should be embarrassing to her that her only storyline continues to be antagonizing Lisa.

53

u/dr0br0 Dr. Dahomewrecker, Infertility Advisor 1d ago

Tamra should’ve been the pick for OC and they could’ve just had Vicki be a guest on the OC stop of the trip. Vicki adds nothing and she’s miserable to watch

1

u/clomclom Where is your scooter? Where is it?! 1d ago

I haven't watched OC but I thought Tamara was an entertaining emotional mess on Love Hotel. Tamra seems like she can't have fun and she can't even pretend to enjoy any of the other women.

6

u/asssbowl 1d ago

Shannon was the person on Love Hotel from Orange County.

3

u/clomclom Where is your scooter? Where is it?! 23h ago

Oh 😂 whoops

15

u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 1d ago

I saw Heather on the UGT with Porsha and knew she was a straight up loser who sucks up to anyone with clout. Glad to see I was right because she annoyed me in her cameo. Ashley and Gizelle are both so tired to me. Stacey continues to shine by being herself and not inserting herself into everyone else's business.

38

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

how did gizelle not do vanessa williams as her alter ego

53

u/Rahm420 1d ago

I’d imagine production asked her so Lu didn’t show up as Diana Ross again..

7

u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they’re like “Gizelle please”

6

u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 1d ago

Lu knew better than to reference that moment

7

u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 1d ago

Seriously!!!!!

36

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

I’m not ashamed to admit I was grinning ear to ear this entire episode. The Atlanta energy is UNMATCHED.

13

u/Winterdimes 1d ago

I’m not ashamed to admit I had cold chills and almost cried seeing nene on the tv 😭 the ogs (not Vicki) have a special place in my heart. They feel like home.

71

u/ConfidentOffice2209 donkey booty 1d ago

Heathen Gay must be stopped !!!! ASAP

70

u/ManifestingCreating 1d ago

Okay, Gizelle. Some light pot stirring and bone collecting is fun but maybe have some fun at the parties instead of doing sit down interviews about Lisa Barlow.

18

u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 1d ago

Okay thank you!!!!!! These episodes are about ATLANTA not Gizelle being messy. I also think people need to be honest that she pulls these stunts to be the focus because she lacks the personality to stand out even on her own show.

41

u/Effective-Bus 1d ago

Gizelle exhausts me and this is why. I was hoping that she would finally cool it. For me it's genuinely not fun to watch. She's messing up the vibes. It's what makes Potomac not as fun for me. It's mean. Like it's not funny or cute or clever. She needs to like step off the gas and do less. I feel like there is a fun person under there that is less antagonizing and I just wish she would lean into that. Her and Ashley have made Potomac almost unwatchable to me. If it were just Gizelle that would be one thing, but the producing of the two is unbearable. I'm hoping with Robyn back they'll be more friend duo than gang up this season.

14

u/ManifestingCreating 1d ago

Seriously. All her scenes are just her talking about drama. Dance around, have a laugh and just have a fun convo. All she wants to do is throw shade!

11

u/ckroha 1d ago

Your words are perfect because she 100% thinks she is cute and clever. When in actuality it’s just annoying at this point.

8

u/beary-healthy Marysol's liver 1d ago

Gizelle is the reason I stopped watching Potomac. I really don’t like her. Why does she care so much about what the other SLC think about Baby Gorgeous?

5

u/HeftyAd2780 Your hair is SYNTHETIC 1d ago

I was like Jesus lady, sit down and take a break and give us a break from drama FFS

37

u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Kyle, you know what doesn't lie? The cameras. 1d ago

Omg those Salt Lake hyenas just can't stop 👀 Lisa being Lisa and they are trying so hard to be as iconic when for Lisa it's just who she is. They hate her for that. Ew. Gizelle always doing too much and ruining the moment when I just enjoyed her being funny stirring the pot. Actually interesting to watch how they interact and you can really see who they are when they're thrown in these situations with other franchises, with different energy, and how they respond is so telling...

This episode so much was happening :D

26

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

Vicki’s first time being happy on this entire UGT was interacting with Nene! I’m shocked to see that Vicki actually respects her, while she treats all the other women like they’re beneath her

39

u/easymoneytink 1d ago

Gizelle is soo heavy handed with her production side a little bit more tact would make her less jarring

52

u/saduglygremlin can I spock?! 1d ago
  1. I literally jumped up and down in joy when Nene made her entrance
  2. LuAnn making everyone sniff her hand after shaking hands w Nene’s man made me giggle
  3. Holy fuck I hate Ashley Darby
  4. This has really highlighted how exhausting the SLC women are, I think it was a good move to highlight Lisa in a different environment where her back isn’t up against a wall all the time.
  5. Heather is too much. I struggle to understand what made her become so mean over the years? It’s kinda out of control

15

u/Lost_One4 Oh I didn't get a...mugshot over it 1d ago

Vicki seeing Nene was the first time she's not been a sourpuss on this trip

45

u/Professional_Roll977 1d ago

Heather, Whitney and Bronwyn are awful.

13

u/asilentreader3 1d ago

Fr! Whitney and Bronwyn came across so miserable and petty at the white party and Heather reaching hard for a moment
https://giphy.com/gifs/WSO1ZT9sug15C

31

u/minkadominka 1d ago

Heather looks and acts so devilish in her red bodysuit, ughh

23

u/toysoldier96 Get her, Meredith! 1d ago

Her outfit was not giving Britney at all. Ramona's was a lot better

53

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

The Atlanta party should’ve been the Nene’s Girls and Gays All White Seafood Soirée Never Forget

27

u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 1d ago

And there should be an injured son and ho daughter

8

u/BlamBitchPudding 1d ago

Or another pajama party!

8

u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 1d ago

This is why Atlanta should've been repped by Nene, no shade to Porsha but she paid homage to an event she experienced as a fan............still a great episode though.

2

u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? 1d ago

Genuinely. This was a missed opportunity to bring back one of the best named events in housewives history.

14

u/jube22 1d ago

Vicki if you don't want to be called a Debbie Downer don't act like one! She's not interested in engaging unless its to complain or if someone wants to buy insurance!

14

u/bambibones 1d ago

I wish they didn't get to choose their alter egos. Some of them were lame.

7

u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 1d ago

They didn't know what they were doing so I agree. Maybe let some of the housewives choose for their castmates.

14

u/Emergency_Pop3708 1d ago

Nene is universally respected and adored by so many of the OGs, including Vicki, despite her MAGA politics. I was actually surprised to hear Vicki say something so positive about Nene and her boyfriend, especially since she still claims she’s never watched RHOA.

27

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

Nene gets not 1, but 2 dramatic grand entrances in this season. Deserved

23

u/wrt1992 1d ago

This trip is really showcasing why the SLC women's attacks on Lisa (and Meredith) don't work. It's so clear they have decided their issue with Lisa (or Meredith) behind the scenes. That doesn't work because none of them are reliable enough make any of it seem credible. At the same time the problems one could have with Lisa based on things done or said on camera are ignored. It makes these conflicts so frustrating.

10

u/savyroses this is not the plaza hotel, this is mo-ROC-CO 1d ago

I can’t believe no one brought up Luann as Diana Ross as soon as Gizelle showed up 😭

32

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

Of all the cities, it seems like Atlanta is the only one that truly got every significant cast member of the past to film for this UGT! Only ones missing are Kandi & Kenya, but both of those have obvious reasons to not appear

24

u/leilafornone BLING💎 BLING✨ BLING 💎bitches is mad!! 1d ago

I wish Kandi had been there. She was a huge part of Atlanta's best seasons

6

u/peanutjamz No dirty here! 1d ago

What are Kandi's obvious reasons? I can't recall

25

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

Ms. Parks, ESQ being there

6

u/peanutjamz No dirty here! 1d ago

oh yeah duh - thank you!

6

u/Effective-Bus 1d ago

They should have prioritized Kandi now that Phaedra is back on the show.

Edit to add- The reason didn't dawn on me until your comment and then that was my thought. Not that you think otherwise. I appreciate the reminder.

2

u/babygorgeou 1d ago

I wonder why Karen wasn’t there 

34

u/channeldrifter 1d ago

Of course Vicki has never watched Atlanta, zero surprises there

11

u/aaapod slam pig 1d ago

it's time for heather to be an ex-wife

31

u/fuzzywuzzyface Wendingos for the Wenessaince 🎉 1d ago

Omg I almost cried at Nene’s introduction 😭😭

8

u/Think_Quit_6163 No, I called you a stupid c***! 1d ago

Watching Lisa unwind and really enjoy herself and have some girl time is warming my heart. I love seeing her let her perfectly shiny keratese hair down and have fun away from the vultures in SLC.

21

u/cloudybc That glass of champagne just slipped out of my hand, OK... 1d ago

Genuinely cannot stand Heather Gay since s1 🫠 i pray she gets axed atp

8

u/mpr1011 I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice! 1d ago

Am sorry if this is captain obvious information but why did they skip SLC? Because they were filming at the same time?

13

u/NoMalasadas 1d ago

Kyle saying she and Mauricio are still married and acting like the jealous wife to Ashley was very cringe.

19

u/Janiece2006 🎶 Click them Keys and Google Me! 🎵 1d ago

Tre was SO GOOD this episode! Her deep throating her drink sent me over lol!

12

u/stump_84 1d ago

I’m only 10 minutes in and Vicky is just the worst again. Four episodes in a row of her just sucking the life out of everything. It was a huge mistake to bring her back.

15

u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ffs Kyle, this going after anyone who gasp has spoken to Mau is just sad. Reminds me of my ex highschool BFF who had a tantrum if a boy she thought was cute talked to me or other girls.

How about hold your cheating separated in all but the paperwork mid not a catch borderline skeevy husband responsible for his behavior, for once.

10

u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video 1d ago

Vicki calling Luann Carol in the first 20 seconds of this episode. Seriously. No one is going to kiss your butt on this trip like you were used to during your HW days. The desperation is grating.

10

u/plymouthvoyager I can throw a rock and hit ten people you owe 1d ago

I'm supportive of Ashley expressing herself however she chooses, but I hate how she scrunches up her face when she's Ash T.O.P., lol.

4

u/P-H-13 1d ago

Her facial work is something…

1

u/tracylacey We're tobogganing in Portland! 6h ago

Please explain AshTop to me. ? They were saying that on the WWC recap as well, and ive watched most of Potomac but have somehow missed this!

3

u/Think_Quit_6163 No, I called you a stupid c***! 1d ago

I am seriously so sick of Vicki she is really ruining it for me. Every other lady is bringing such a wonderful energy and Vicky is such a washed up attention sucker. I can't stand her. Give me more Porsha and Lisa please!!!

12

u/mealypart 1d ago

Notice how production didn’t correct Gizelle when she said Candiace got fired ☕️☕️☕️

4

u/Correct_Ad2129 1d ago

Best episode thus far. Atlanta shows why it's top🧨

3

u/Pure_Bicycle2355 1d ago

I hope this means they will bring Nene back !!!

9

u/Concram 1d ago

highkey surprised theydidn't fire Vicki by now

2

u/Middle_Bison47 17h ago

"by now"? She just got brought back after 6 years of being fired

2

u/EastCoastLoman “Shapeshift like a MF” - Superb-Respond9360 15h ago

Heather Gay will never not get on my last fucking nerve. Yet again, she gets something wrong, but tries to spin it on someone else. Lisa Barlow *did* get the alter ego prompt right. It’s not dressing up as someone as a famous person, but another version of yourself. Is she going to tell Porsha that she’s “phoning it in” also?

2

u/LoanProper1775 who turns 22... 12h ago

Did Heather really try to feed champagne to a dog

4

u/channeldrifter 1d ago

Somebody remind me what the Nene issue was? Like there was a lot of animosity and she thought she was too big for the show but that doesn’t seem so egregious if we look at what other housewives have thrown around

24

u/anthonyleoncio one of sonja’s nigerian football players 1d ago

She sued the network for racial discrimination after getting fired and called Andy Cohen a cokehead

8

u/channeldrifter 1d ago

And these things are in dispute?

1

u/Annual_Habit_411 13h ago

It’s crazy to me that last week they expected the truth from Chin Gay. Bc I’m rewatching UGT season 3 and Gizelle blatantly calls Heather a liar and questions her relationship with the truth LMAO