r/CoronavirusCirclejerk May 08 '26

All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! This new virus is making me shiver to my toes!

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121 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Jan 30 '26

Down Under in The Upside Down Rapunzel with a twist

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308 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 3d ago

Tyranny is when The People fear the Govt PSA re: Flock cameras

157 Upvotes

I hate Flock cameras just as much as anyone, but if you're one of the people who spent 2020-2022 wishing for people to be arrested for sitting on a beach, mocking people for "muh freedumbs" and telling the unvaxxed that they don't deserve to work or eat, I don't want to hear a fucking word from you about them. That is all.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 4d ago

Just believe in the vaccines! To ensure proper mask seal, only approved facial hair marked with a green check will be permitted ✅

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45 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 5d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Walking around in an improperly worn N95 mask, with both straps above her ears, to go sit at a table where Violet Affleck feels safe enough to remove the mask.

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197 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 5d ago

Seems everyone suddenly forgot

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141 Upvotes

I don't know why people keep saying Dolly Parton kept her opinions to herself and was this holy Saint.... I will NEVER forget all the musicians, actors, and other useless celebrities who came out and called people, many of them fans of their work, granny killers, irresponsible, antivxrs, etc etc etc.... And Dolly Parton was one of them, she called people antivx cowards and chicken sht. Not to mention she gave MILLIONS to Vanderbuilt for Covid and Vax research, soooo her too.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 5d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. 2 days to slow the spread

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60 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 5d ago

Are there many 🐑 who fell for it because this string pulled puppet said these scripted words?

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22 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 8d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. If you pull the lockdown lever, the trolley does an insane loop, causes a ton of collateral damage, and still ends up on the same track

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189 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 8d ago

All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! Right after the vaccination, he got in his car and put his mask on.

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71 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 10d ago

AUTHORITARIANISM A daily reminder that people like this still exist even after COVID

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177 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 15d ago

Get vaccinated

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4 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 17d ago

Excuse me sir, when you don't believe what they told me to believe you're anti-science..

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137 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 18d ago

🎵Send in the clowns🎵 Song I wrote about Covid

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Think you guys will like this track I wrote, it’s a satirical track about Covid and the pharmaceutical industry


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 20d ago

⚕️"Ye shall surely not die", the snake said⚕️ How dare she refuse my glorious science milk!

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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 22d ago

Serious Discussions aren't really what this sub is for This fucking cunt needs to spend the rest of his miserable cocksucking life in prison.

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501 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 23d ago

Matt Taibbi on Missouri vs. Biden

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16 Upvotes

This summary of events won't come as a surprise to any of the regulars on this sub. It's Matt Taibbi revisiting Missouri v. Biden, and what happened with Jay Bhattacharya's early research, his discovery, and how the Biden administration silenced it. It's why my kids missed a year and a half of school.

My hope is that if any curious covidians are poking around on our sub (as I do on occasion on theirs) they will understand why I'm still angry. It's why I am nowhere close to "moving on".


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 24d ago

They were murdered in the hospital

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203 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 25d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Dr. Anthony Fauci's wife, Christine Grady, pleads the Fifth in sign language.

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265 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 29d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Is it okay to yell at strangers that are still wearing masks?

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290 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 29d ago

The guy who told Anthony fauci how to answer questions

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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 02 '26

Remember How They Treated Us

296 Upvotes

Went to a sub to comment and noticed that I was blocked on it. Then I remembered all the subs that blanket banned me for joining this sub.
It’s amazing, that those same people will say “they always knew it was an overreaction and a lab leak”but they will never admit that they acted like a bunch of sheep and true totalitarians.

Never forget how these people treated us.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Jul 30 '26

COVID means never having to say you're sorry Because those are totally the same thing

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98 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Jul 28 '26

"FIRE: DR. FAUCI." --Dr. Fauci 2022 Exodus 20:3-6

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107 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Jul 25 '26

How you know it's really lurrrrrve 💘

22 Upvotes

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