r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 10d ago

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/Garth_AIgar 10d ago

I think I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat 80 or 90 of them, I throw up.

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u/ITSJ0N4S 10d ago

Simply eat >91.

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u/Alibuscus373 9d ago

Sum 41's potential name >91

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u/Hamster884 9d ago

You are in too deep now.

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u/Astro_Addict 9d ago

And I'm trying to sleep now

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u/SordidDreams 9d ago

Eat more than 255. The counter will overflow back to 0 and you can keep eating.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 9d ago

"This is what it means, to go beyond!"

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u/ErraticNymph 9d ago

You mean <91. The open side goes toward the bigger number. The crocodile wants the bigger meal

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u/Pomodorosan 9d ago

They're saying eat more than 91 (should be more than 90...) because they only get sick at 80 or 90

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u/ShortysTRM 9d ago

Sushi deficiency.

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u/Pomodorosan 9d ago

Why not >90?

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u/UncleComfortable 9d ago

Sad how none of the replies got the Parks and Rec reference.

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u/The_Chosen_Pun_ 9d ago

I got it right away, there are some of us out here just slow to the punch :) Although I think he says "80 sushis"

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u/ahundreddots 9d ago

Knowing that it's a Parks and Rec reference adds very little.

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u/LokoLawless 9d ago

This is a Jim Gaffigan standup joke. "I think I'm lactose intolerant because I had 4 milkshakes and now I feel like crap."

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u/Trick-Station8742 9d ago

Rookie numbers

You gotta pump those numbers up

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u/wehuntxbot 9d ago

The limit is 79 then.

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u/Ok-Physics9906 9d ago

I think I'm lactose intolerant, because I drank 2 milkshakes and now I feel like crap

  • Jim Gaffigan

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u/Ghostdragon471 9d ago

Same. Can never just have a couple pieces

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u/DaveInLondon89 9d ago

You need regular exposure therapy

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u/CitizenHuman 9d ago

Go to the doctor and have them check if you are in fact a seal

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u/Islander5678 9d ago

Sick reference

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u/Nasha210 9d ago

Well that is how many you have to eat to feel full

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u/Secret_Account07 9d ago

That’s so weird. Maybe if you eat 79 you’d be good?

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u/theonlyshow 9d ago

I say this every time I eat sushi and I’m shocked at how infrequently people catch the joke!!

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u/Dull_Present506 9d ago

Complete mystery

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u/stonesliver2 9d ago

Okay honestly when I was in college I got stoned as fuck and wanted to see how many pizza rolls I could eat in one sitting and the answer was 69

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u/96919 9d ago

Andyyyy!

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u/Competitive_Success5 8d ago

TIL I'm allergic to tequila shots

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u/Human_Wizard 9d ago

I do that at 1. :\

I've genuinely never understood how anyone likes sushi. The seaweed is revolting, the fish is revolting, the rice is just rice. I don't get it.

I know people have different palates, but what am I missing that people think seaweed tastes good? Or the raw fish??? Every single thread of the fabric of my instinct compels to not put raw fish in my mouth. (Yes, I know there is cooked sushi, but I avoid it all now.)

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u/Toverii 9d ago

The seaweed is delicious. Why would good quality fish be revolting? The rice is not just rice, it is flavoured. Together they combine into something beautiful.

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u/Human_Wizard 9d ago

The seaweed is not delicious to me. In fact, I find it very "rotten chemical" tasting. Nor is the fish delicious to me. I don't like most fish, largely because of the smell, and the idea of eating raw fish especially triggers a visceral, primal response, something akin to spoiled chicken.