r/Damnthatsinteresting 10d ago

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/Bernard_PT 10d ago

I'd love to see someone shove all 6 pieces in their mouth and chewing while maintaining eye contact with the chef

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u/unholy_plesiosaur 10d ago

Dip it in ketchup first.

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u/KING_ARCH3R 9d ago

You MONSTER!!

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 9d ago

I remember hearing some story from guys at a high end steak house in Argentina and one guy asked for his steak well done. The waiter said “no” and threatened to kick them out when he kept insisting it be well done.

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u/markstanfill 9d ago

I’m doubtful of those stories. In the restaurants I’ve worked in the chef will roll their eyes at the order, but there’s nothing to be gained by making your guests uncomfortable (and the management isn’t going to comp the drink order for an entire table over a chef’s holier-than-thou attitude). What does happen is that you’ve proven you have no taste buds, so they’re going to serve you the oldest, driest piece of meat in the refrigerator.

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u/fraseybaby81 9d ago

It’s not that you’ve ‘proven that you have no tastebuds’. Taste is subjective and personal. It’s that you’ve “insulted” their opinion.

Get 10 chefs together and ask them each to cook a steak, say, medium rare (for the sake of the hypothetical, the steaks are exact clones) and you’d get at least 5 different steaks.

I don’t get the whole getting-annoyed-because-someone-has-paid-a-lot-of-money-to-have-food-cooked-the-way-they-want-it shtick. Chefs are in the service industry.

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u/markstanfill 9d ago

Yeah, I should temper that reply a little. We’re probably in agreement that the vast majority of chefs don’t recommend preparing steak well done. There probably are people who genuinely find it tastes better that way, it’s just going to be uncommon. In any case, the chef’s going to serve them an inferior cut of meat because a lot of the flavor is lost.

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u/Borkato 9d ago

Honestly that’s genuinely messed up because who are they to say if the flavor is “lost”. The flavor of ketchup mixed with good quality meat is different than ketchup mixed with bad quality meat. It’s like claiming it’s fine to just serve someone melted ice cream for their milkshake just because you personally think it’s the same thing.

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u/nyuncat 9d ago

For what it's worth this could be a food prep planning thing rather than a snobbery thing. Depending on the size of the restaurant and the freshness of the ingredients it's possible that they don't generally buy enough fresh produce for the night's dinner service to be able to accommodate substitutions without risking running out of ingredients to prepare other menu items.

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u/_le_slap 9d ago

Once on a work trip in France we were getting steaks and one of my coworkers asked for medium well and the waiter basically gestured "wrong answer". They bring out the steak still bloody and my coworker gets pissed. The waiter notices, takes it back, and gets into an audible argument with the cook.

I dunno what it is about European restaurants that they all seem to do this. Never once had it happen in the US. Americans just make your food exactly how you ask for it. Easy.

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u/nyuncat 9d ago

Depends on the quality too - I imagine McDonald's always has a week's worth of their menu in the freezer at any given time lol. It totally could be snobbery though, maybe they are terrified of someone posting their meal on instagram and having people think that they're the type of restaurant that would serve that salad with those tomatoes, the horror.

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u/Almostlongenough2 9d ago

oldest, driest piece of meat in the refrigerator

Well now I'm just going to double down on asking for well done, not only will I be getting charcoal but the chalkiest possible charcoal meat? Sign me up

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u/Oraistesu 9d ago

Y'know, I bet some mushroom ketchup would be the bomb with sushi, though.

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u/David1640 9d ago

Ok I had to google mushroom ketchup... It actually exists I guess you win this round stranger.

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u/Oraistesu 9d ago

Here's a phenomenal video about the 18th century recipe: the Townsends, Food That Time Forgot.

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u/ajr901 9d ago

Why are you like this

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u/mesenanch 9d ago

He has a big Knife!!

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u/thenatural134 9d ago

Just how my kids like it.

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u/Xiao1insty1e 9d ago

DIE SATAN!

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u/Top-Chip-1532 9d ago

Hi Hello 👋

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u/TerrorTown77 9d ago

MAYONAISSE

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u/PugsnPawgs 9d ago

And use your feet instead of your hands.

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u/Quesarito808 9d ago

I understood that reference, and I hate it 😂

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 9d ago

Did you see how sharp those chopsticks were?!!

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u/HighlyOffensive10 9d ago

He's apparently a former boxer so I wouldn't fuck with him chop sticks or not.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fail-51 9d ago

Grab them all in one fist 🤜

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u/JacedFaced 9d ago

shove the entire roll in your mouth, then take the bottle of soy sauce and just a decent portion of it directly into your mouth and swish it around

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u/rtxa 9d ago

that's bad manners