r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 10d ago

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/Cyrano_Knows 10d ago

Me neither.

But I have to admit I do shake the soy sauce off my penis after going to the men's room.

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u/pukesonyourshoes 9d ago

Nowadays I prefer to do that when still in the men's room, don't want the maitre de getting all upset and calling the cops again

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u/Mysterious_Low1328 9d ago

maitre de QUOI?!

[Enraged French Noises]

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u/pukesonyourshoes 9d ago

Settle down Pierre

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u/6th_Quadrant 9d ago

If you shake it more than three times, that’s playing with yourself.

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u/SharkDad20 9d ago

Wym?

I’m already done playing by the time I’m halfway through the second shake

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 9d ago

THREE?! My standard is 10, unless it takes a bit longer to finish

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u/Subotail 9d ago

There are always people who become competitive.

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u/Proof-Code-3754 9d ago

What if someone else does it.

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u/GrapefruitExpress208 9d ago

Shakey shakey shakey

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u/Zepangolynn 9d ago

Is that after using the Sushi Glory Hole?

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u/UsedDragon 9d ago

Well, nobody's really into saucy penis.

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u/JustAnotherLurkAcct 9d ago

The challenge is getting the sauce into the men's room in the first place.

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u/Fly_Like_a_G2 9d ago

You gotta sort out your glory holes then.

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u/zth25 9d ago

That's alright, but you don't have to use chopsticks to shake your penis. That is considered very bad manners.

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u/squanchylife 9d ago

How do you deal with the wasabi? Leave it to dry?

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u/cdmpants 9d ago

If you don't have a little soy sauce on the tip after going to the men's room then you're doing it wrong

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u/Competitive_Success5 8d ago

As long as you don't eat the penis with the ginger