r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 10d ago

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 9d ago

With a bottle of Mountain Dew while crying I think

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam 9d ago edited 9d ago

You been spying on in me?

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 9d ago

In? From which end?

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam 9d ago

Surprisingly, English is my first language. Oy.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 9d ago

It's okay. Just tell people the I and O keys are right next to each other.

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 9d ago

if the I is next to the O, then we know the answer to the question

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u/rowrbazzle75 9d ago

It's ok. If at first you don't succeed....

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u/AngelOfDeath771 8d ago

I always tell people "English isn't my first language. Bad English is"

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u/Greedyguts 9d ago

In the men's room. Hi, hello!

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u/pissedoffjesus 9d ago

No, no. I was definitely spying in you.

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u/FirstDayJedi 9d ago

What's been baja blasted can't be un-baja blasted.

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u/guardeagle 9d ago

The Mountain Dew helps cleanse the palate and kill the parasites

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u/j3ven 9d ago

It will probably kill all the bacteria on your tongue and stomach

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u/DickBfloppin 9d ago

Dentist said I had a problem with my teeth crowding, and I wanted to be pretty extreme. Ends up Mountain Dew solved all my problems.

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u/turdferguson3891 9d ago

At least if I had parasites I wouldn't feel dead inside.

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u/act_normal 9d ago

plus it's got electrolytes

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u/DrBarryO 9d ago

The infamous Everest Enema

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u/maple-n-sadness 9d ago

You can't unDew what's been Mountain Done

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u/Existing_Presence_69 9d ago

-Marcus Aurelius

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 9d ago

Unfortunately for us both, i have the perfect meme for this situation but alas, this sub does not permit photo comments :(

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u/Bloggledoo 9d ago

Redo it in ascii.

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u/Alternative-Cow2652 9d ago

Quasar maybe?

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u/Daforce1 9d ago

The Baja Blast comes on its own, from the gas station sushi.

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u/ehhhhprobablynot 9d ago

Mountain Dew Mad Dog 20/20

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u/KingofCats1701 9d ago

Because if you have gotten to this point of bad decision making. A good cry might help.

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u/MonMonOnTheMove 9d ago

The tears will salt your sushi

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 9d ago

No need for soy sauce

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u/Sorlex 9d ago

Remember to hold the sushi by the roll and dip one side in the mountain dew the way the Japanese intended.

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u/n33bulz 9d ago

Mountain Dew optional to be fair. But you have to cry.

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u/TavernRat 9d ago

Doing this right now but with a burrito. Pretty sure I paid to much for this shit

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u/InfinitelyAbysmal 9d ago

Real recognize real

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u/Federal-Potential-41 9d ago

I wanna upvote but it’s at a perfect 666 at this time.

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u/cmmedit 9d ago

Sushi from 7-11s in Japan is some top tier stuff. Pair that with some saki from a vending machine and you're set.

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u/desertSkateRatt 9d ago

With a bottle of Mountain Dew Night Train

/FTFY

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u/thenatural134 9d ago

With an emesis bag or roll of toilet paper within arms length.

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u/YourVelourFog 9d ago

I don’t need soy sauce if I use your tears

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u/Kylearean 9d ago

Code Red. I did this literally yesterday.

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 9d ago

I hope you're having a better day today.

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u/Kylearean 9d ago

Ah I missed the crying part. I just did the sushi and mountain dew, it wasn't bad.

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 9d ago

Haha, ok. Glad you enjoyed the sushi and Dew then.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 9d ago

you better mix in alcohol to stave off the food poisoning