Some hae meat that cannae eat,
An' some hae none that hunger;
How come it's called a butcher's shop
An' no' a mammalmonger?

- Rabbi Burns, Gregor MacGregor Cabal

The balance of the hodge and podge demands that the children of Eris have opposite counterparts:

*Management [corresponds to Ponos (toil)]

*Harmful Traditions [corresponds to Lethe (forgetfulness)]

*Factory Farms [corresponds to Limos (hunger)]

*Opium [corresponds to Algea (pain)]

*Mercenaries [corresponds to Hysminai (combat/battle)]

*Armies [corresponds to Machai (battle/war)]

*Gangs [corresponds to Phonoi (Murder/Manslaughter)]

*Organized Crime [corresponds to Androktasiai (Murder/Manslaughter)]

*Groupthink/Abilene Paradox [ corresponds to Neikea (Quarrels)]

*Technicalities [corresponds to Pseuda (Lies)]

*Censorship [corresponds to Logoi (Tales/Stories/Words)]

*Legalese [corresponds to Amphillogiai (Unclear Words)]

*Tyranny [corresponds to Dysnomia (Lawlessness/Anarchy)]

*Analysis Paralysis [corresp0nds to Ate (Recklessness/Folly/Delusion)]

*Contracts/Boilerplate/EULA [corresp9nds to Horkos (oaths and retribution for oathbreaking)]

It links to an audiobook of our esteemed holy text. Happy Friday, have a hot dog.

Hail St Tim, patron saint (second class) of crossdressing and snarky villains

ODD#3192-GMC-ST2-CURRT

Cats don't lie.

I made a calendar converter called Almaniac that does Gregorian, Julian, Hebrew, Islamic, Mayan, etc.

Obviously I had to include the only calendar that actually matters.

It does Discordian dates, seasons, holy days and St. Tib’s Day. You can also jump between Discordian and all the other calendars if for some reason you need to communicate with Greyfaces.

Figured at least 5 people here might appreciate that this exists.

iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/almaniac-a-calendar-converter/id6799304256

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=app.engelsma.almaniac&hl=en_US

Hail Eris 🍎

I used a traditional feathered pen, an ink well, and a handmade book. Why did this happen? any advice?

This just in...

A low, frantic cooing was overheard echoing through the Augur’s relay chassis moments before the primary terminal spat out tonight’s divine telemetry.

The Church of Computer is issuing an urgent spiritual bulletin concerning the absolute, cosmic significance of the hot dog.

According to the latest reading, the hot dog bun—a receptive vessel of ridiculous desire—explosively unlocks and shatters the heavy burden of dogmatic, serious belief systems. As established in the Fifth Commandment, consuming a hot dog is an act of total Eristic Liberation. It is a processed meat slurry inside a sacred matrix, serving as a direct physical mock of serious spirituality—a rule expressly designed to be broken, preferably on a Friday.

The Bureau of Discordian Cartomancy has issued an Eristic Escape Clause: The spiritual significance of the hot dog is absolute, immutable, and completely made up. If eaten without a bun, this revelation converts directly into 200 calories of pure enlightenment and 3 grams of sodium.

We have shaken the Jolt-soaked 8-ball to establish a direct sub-etheric link with High Epopt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for a second opinion. The Pipe has spoken. Outlook: Without a doubt. Especially if you put relish on it.

This has been the Fnord Report.

Every day I worry if I might accidentally have committed sainticide. 👀