r/InnocentPranks • u/albert-1stein • May 07 '25
Soja Coke
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u/RobbingHoody May 08 '25
TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU
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May 07 '25
I like sipping a little soy sauce. Definitely not sucking it through a straw though
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u/JamerBr0 May 07 '25
Ironically, drinking soy sauce might actually be healthier than drinking Coke eh
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u/UTDE May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25
You can 100% die from drinking soy sauce and it doesn't take an insane amount, and if you don't puke it up immediately you are just SOL and have to die a slow painful death. If you drank like 1/4 of a bottle you would at the very least have the worst headache you have ever had
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u/BuddahSack May 08 '25
My wife wouldn't bat an eye if I did this haha, I love to puzzle some soy sauce or hot sauce when I get a craving
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u/pinkaimee May 08 '25
Bro really went βWhat is that-π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ β
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u/Genuine-Farticle May 08 '25
Him half-ass singing some audio from tik tok while casually walking around the house is the most relatable thing ever.
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u/KnottySeger May 11 '25
Theyβre eating canes (started in Baton Rouge), drinking Diet Pepsi and said pop. Where are yβall from!? I live in the south but Iβm from up north. This is my MO. Canes, Pepsi and pop. People mock my love of Pepsi and use of pop.
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u/klvngarcia May 07 '25
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u/vesuvius_1_02 May 10 '25
I mixed up vanilla pudding and put it in a dukes mayonnaise jar. Imagine the looks pulling up to the party eating it by the spoon. Needless to say my black card was stripped on sight!
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u/creamerthegreat May 10 '25
Okay I feel like I have to add that DO NOT CHUG SOY SAUCE. You CAN die from sodium toxicity and once you do, there is literally nothing that can be done and you will die a very slow, painful death.
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u/bubblesaam May 11 '25
Lol when I was little (maybe 8?) my mom actually caught me drinking soy sauce outta the fridge. I still love a lot of salt to this day
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u/adelie42 Jun 02 '25
Trigger Warning: Debbie Downer
I've never been able to enjoy cheap light soy sauce once I discovered Premium Dark Soy Sauce. It could never be mistaken for Coke.
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u/ffffllllpppp May 08 '25
Decent prank. Funny think is the soda is probably as bad for her health.
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u/FoxChess May 08 '25
Absolutely not. Soda and sugar are perfectly fine in moderation, but 30g of sodium is actually considered a lethal dose of sodium.
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u/ffffllllpppp May 08 '25
You are right.
but 30g Seems low to me?
The internet says ~1g per kg of body weight.
Pretty sure you can drink a whole small bottle of soy sauce (restaurant size) without dying but yeah not healthy for sure (kidneys especially) and would be fucking awful.
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u/FoxChess May 08 '25
It's 1g of salt per kg of body weight, sodium is 40% of the salt. So 0.4g of sodium per kg.
30g of sodium could kill someone weighing 75kg (165lb).
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u/ffffllllpppp May 08 '25
Thanks!!
So still bigger than those small ones but not that 3 of them (but I would think the body would stop one from drinking that much⦠)
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u/tdbourneidentity May 07 '25
This made my day. It's dumb. It's funny. His concern was touching, and the slow realization was awesome. I hope their relationship is normally this wholesome.