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u/Hour_Survey1738 5d ago
She’s an engineer x 8. Eight whole engineers. That’s quite impressive.
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u/HairyDust4826 5d ago
Must have 8 AI agents doing all her work
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u/Hour_Survey1738 5d ago
Does she also have one for being a warrior? Or is that innate?
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u/masterofn0n3 5d ago
It’s all that meth energy
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u/Hour_Survey1738 5d ago
Ah, so you think she meant methametician not mathematician? Explains a lot.
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u/Powerful-Air-490 5d ago
“What cheating and love taught me about b2b sales” by Melissa the Inventor
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u/OppositeHome169 5d ago edited 5d ago
are they drug addict or sth lol
Edit: I just checked her profile she has 3000+ followers, how come? Also she looks like working with AI if not lie all those work background?
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u/Aggravating-Walk5813 5d ago
I grew up in a deprived area and this is a Methany face.
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u/OppositeHome169 5d ago
I’m a researcher working around substance use and homelessness - it seemed too familiar, unfortunately..
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u/Affectionate-Day-743 5d ago
She said she grew up fist fighting. Seems like she wasn’t very good at it but kept pushing through with her warrior attitude despite the regular loss of one or more of her teeth
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u/TheRamblingPeacock 5d ago
I kinda hope she is a drug addict, because if she is not then this is much worse.
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u/a-smooth-brain 5d ago
What is sth?
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u/gordito_delgado 5d ago
A Sith. It is an ancient order of warlocks, heretics and practitioners of the dark side. They brought much suffering to the galaxy in the days before the galactic republic.
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u/Sea_Story9802 5d ago
Just went down the rabbit hole of her LinkedIn, can’t tell if she is madly in love or she is blasting him for cheating. lol.
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u/thesluggard12 5d ago
Both. She's pissed but she won't let go.
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u/Sea_Story9802 5d ago
He probably left her for another lady who is an Engineer x 10.
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u/onion_lord6 5d ago
Amid all the other bizarre posts related to the man, one says "My husband's first plane ride was to marry me." I smell some fish.
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u/Vivid-Individual5968 5d ago
Why hasn’t a producer from 90 Day Fiancé called her yet? I’d watch their beautiful love story unfold.
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u/testBunny93 5d ago
I checked out her profile and yeah, this lady is completely out of touch with reality. Genuinly seems like she's not okay.
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u/PrinceLevMyschkin 5d ago
Did you need to check her profile for that conclusion? 😂 I mean the post and the images were enough for me to understand this person needs help.
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u/Rose_Army_ 5d ago
I don’t know. Some of her comments that are actually work related are lucid. She seems pretty competent talking AI and contracting stuff.
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u/testBunny93 5d ago
Idk. She talks about being fired and offered a new job 5 minutes later and having 7 job offers by the end of the day... that's not just a lie, it seems genuinly delusional.
Edit: not to mention she claims not to have forgotten anything she learned from age 2 🫠
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u/Ankthar_LeMarre 5d ago
I don’t remember anything I learned when I was 2 either.
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u/ParallelDymentia 4d ago
Tbf, most of us learned to walk, talk, and use a toilet around age two-ish. And many of us still vividly recall how to do all three. So there's that...?
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u/HVmcm 5d ago
Anybody knows if she is #opentowork? I bet the offers keep piling up
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u/BisonThunderclap 5d ago
Sometimes I forget that LinkedIn is looked at when people apply for jobs because of this subreddit.
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u/juggler_ala 5d ago
Just checked their whole profile and why did they posted this all literally within 24hrs 😭
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u/Rakebleed 5d ago edited 5d ago
This is more charming than the jerkoff shit that’s usually posted here. But that says more about me.
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u/heyjalapeno 5d ago
After looking at this post I've realised that I'm not using my free will enough.
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u/IWouldntIn1981 5d ago
Her profile is a trip. I sincerely wonder if she is one of those people who is incredibly smart, like book smart, but completely inept in every other way... Ive known only one of those people in my life and they were an absolutely anomaly of humanity.
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u/lskerlkse 5d ago
Engineer x 8
Maybe she has 8 kids and she calls herself that cuz she technically engineered them
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u/Manic-StreetCreature 5d ago
This feels like one of those things where someone steals someone’s pictures to make fun of them tbh
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u/No_Strawberry_1576 5d ago
What in the Jerry Springer business management school is going on here??
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u/InvestOrDont 5d ago
Microsoft could easily have their AI read stuff like this and tell the poster “We noticed you are posting some extremely personal information that will probably hurt your career prospects with future employers. Would you reconsider before posting this?” But they won’t, because all they care about is engagement and they welcome the Facebook level trash if it gets clicks and views, so they can highlight the increased metrics on their earnings calls.
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u/cursetea 4d ago
How could you possibly move through life as a full grown adult human and post something like this. How can this seem reasonable or good to post to anyone. I cannot understand
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u/KaMaAllee 5d ago
With people being so upfront about their relationship on social media (usually not LinkedIn), I always think they’re overcompensating or trying to convince themselves that their love is as great as they say it is.
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u/DueDefinition6421 5d ago
Linked in bio that starts with warrior is definitely shorthand for jobless
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u/temple-of-the-dog 5d ago
I'm hooked. I want to follow them to see if they withstand the test of time.
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u/Opposite-Ad8208 5d ago
I feel like she is using ‘Engineer x 8’ as a metaphor for having eight kids
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u/Remote-Two8663 4d ago
I know I’m on diet but I don’t want to lose my appetite this way
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u/ResistSpare4563 5d ago
Why Apollo Creed is kissing John Paul 2 on this photo? 🤔
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u/joy_to_the_world_ 5d ago
I thought it was Matt Smith in his house of dragon costume kissing Craig Robinson
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u/CleFreSac 5d ago
How do you say I want to limit my potential without saying you want to limit your potential.
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u/MangoSalsa89 5d ago
I thought I was in the 90 Day Fiancé sub for a second and that this was Angela 😂
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u/darknite125 5d ago
Did she start as an Engineer x1 then defeat 7 other engineers in combat? She would have to do it alone because she is only one wife
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u/EliachTCQ 5d ago
If it looks like a crack addict and it talks like a crack addict it probably is a crack addict
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u/Magento-Magneto 4d ago
I thought that was Daemon Targaeryen in the 1st pic. Was trying to figure out who he was kissing, and why...
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u/Cottoncandy82 3d ago
Imagine posting this tomfoolery for any future employer to see 👀. If bad decision was a person 🫠...
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u/Independent-Yam6430 3d ago
Can someone make a bot for linkedin where we can filter this shit. my professors have failed me and cringed me out 😭
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u/SunshineofMyLyfetime 5d ago
And that how I doubled my B2B connections and increased my yearly target for 2026!
Follow me for more strategies! 😁
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u/Moonshinin4Me 5d ago
I give props to the guy for getting that off the streets. Take one for the team homie.
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u/kab47 4d ago
Yooooo - they have broken up! I wish I could upload screenshots. She has called him a r@pist, he beat her puppy, tried getting in her daughter’s room, asking for info on his case and other stuff!
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u/Rose_Army_ 4d ago
I RAN FOR THIS UPDATE. Now she’s thirsting over dudes in military cosplay. Does the subreddit need an update post?! I can provide.
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u/Time-Statistician958 5d ago
How come I don’t see these LinkedIn Lunatics in my feed? I come here for my fix
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u/WildIvyPlants 4d ago
14 posts in the last DAY! And she removed the Brewer in her surname & has some wild things! I really don't think this lady is ok :(
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u/FeedbackImpressive58 5d ago
Achievement unlocked: LinkedIn fully becomes Facebook