r/MadeMeSmile • u/Martin_084 • Mar 02 '26

ANIMALS Horses being absolute gentlemen to their female owners.

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u/madhaunter Mar 02 '26

First rule of dating apps. If there's a Horse picture, run. Run as far as you can. It is not worth it.

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u/Oldnbold22 Mar 02 '26

They sure know how to ride though. 

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u/madhaunter Mar 02 '26

My suggestion, vet girls. All the benefits without inconveniences.

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Mar 02 '26

Gotta love animal smells though.

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u/Oldnbold22 Mar 02 '26

Any farm girl too. I love how matter of fact they are about breeding. 

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u/thefightforgood Mar 02 '26

My experience is that vet girls are just as crazy as horse girls, but have the added benefit that they'll stalk you too.

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u/Tall_Newspaper_6723 Mar 02 '26

Accurate. I have also suffered.