r/MadeMeSmile • u/Martin_084 • Mar 02 '26

ANIMALS Horses being absolute gentlemen to their female owners.

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u/NocodeNopackage Mar 02 '26

FYI to the crazies: the horse isn't actually "wiping" your tears for you, he just likes how salty they taste

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u/MossOnBark Mar 02 '26

some of the clips were cute and some of them were outright creepy/weird

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u/iwearatophat Mar 02 '26

It takes a crazy thought process to be emotionally distraught and think of setting up a tripod to film yourself in that state while your horses surround you.

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u/Condishun Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Horses will do that mouth thing on any surface they can.

Coats, walls, food, cats, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit, bat shit, human shit, your face etc etc

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u/FearIsStrongerDanluv Mar 02 '26

Hahaha…you made me laugh out loud that it woke the baby up that I struggled to put to sleep 🤣🤣

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk Mar 02 '26

Num num, that's good salt lick

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 Mar 02 '26

The horse probably called her names right before the video, to make her cry.

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 Mar 02 '26

Why the long face? He asks horsily

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u/Somanylyingliars Mar 02 '26

Yeah there's lots about this video that's pure horseshit.

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 Mar 02 '26

that's pure horseshit

Thats 70% of what horses do on a daily basis lmao

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 Mar 02 '26

We gotta stop humanizing animal behavior, they have their own ways of showing emotion and care. Lmao the horse is really liking those tears

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u/P4azz Mar 02 '26

But on the other hand, that woman absolutely enjoys getting half-frenched by the horse way too much.

It's like people who "give their dogs kisses" and it's literally just licking the inside of your mouth, girl.