r/MadeMeSmile • u/Martin_084 • Mar 02 '26

ANIMALS Horses being absolute gentlemen to their female owners.

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u/Tundur Mar 02 '26

I tried this with a friend and now I'm living in a cheap hotel, the desert's quiet, and Cleveland's cold? Pls advise

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u/FatherClanks617 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Wow, just looked that up and never knew that girl I dated named her tiddies after a Willie Nelson Townes Van Zandt song

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u/Cautionzombie Mar 02 '26

Don’t wanna well actually but ima well actually cause he deserves the credit.

It’s a Townes Van Zandt song

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u/FatherClanks617 Mar 02 '26

Corrected it. Thanks!

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u/GrooovyAlien Mar 02 '26

Townes Van Zandt song

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u/FatherClanks617 Mar 02 '26

Corrected it. Thanks!

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

tiddies

*titties

Edit: if anybody wants to explain the downvotes, I'm ready to listen. You don't know how the word "titties" is spelled?

Do you call just one of them a "tid"?

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u/FatherClanks617 Mar 03 '26

It’s just another way of commonly pronouncing a word that’s already slang. It doesn’t need to be corrected.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 Mar 03 '26

Is just one called a "tid", or are people becoming more and more illiterate?

If you can't spell, am I wrong?

Do you care if you're wrong?

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u/StuntHacks Mar 03 '26

Language is what people make it, not what's written in dictionaries. Tiddies is closer to how you actually pronounce it than Titties, so people started using it. It's slang.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 Mar 03 '26

Laingwage iz wut peepool mak itt% nawt wutz riten in n dikshunarys) Tiddies iz klowser too hau yoo prownownse itt than tiddies

I don't know why you insisted on capitalizing, using punctuation, or correct grammar, then. Just use slang.

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u/StuntHacks Mar 03 '26

Because the point of language is to communicate ideas. What you wrote is unintelligible. Notice how I never said language shouldn't have any rules. Rules make sense, grammar makes sense, punctuation makes sense. All of these are there to make efficient communication easier. "Tiddies" doesn't harm this efficiency, it barely even affects it at all. People use it because it feels more natural to them, and everyone else understands it. And at the end of the day, this is what makes a language what it is, even if there are underlying guidelines that everyone implicitly agreed to follow where it's reasonable.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 Mar 03 '26

I really want to argue, but that was just too reasonable.

Tiddies for everybody, I guess?

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u/StuntHacks Mar 03 '26

Tiddies for everybody!

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u/jtr99 Mar 02 '26

Should have gone to Tahiti.

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u/porscheblack Mar 02 '26

I saved a few prayers for you!

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u/TM761152 Mar 02 '26

Just keep riding south till they speak another language.

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u/Nalortebi Mar 02 '26

I mean, at least you didn't flip on your friend and turn them into the federales, right... right?

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u/VolunteerOnion Mar 03 '26

I’ll say a prayer for you too