She doesn’t know how this happened

Found in a creek in Southern ms while looking for agates

The milk smells fine so I'm committing to this decision. No ragrets.

I came across a photo of Mt. Rushmore at night. Is it just me, or does Lincoln look like he is terrified? 😂. Daytime photo included for comparison.

I was recently hired at Texas Roadhouse and during the orientation, the people running it showed me a cocktail napkin and told me that the founder sketched his idea on the cocktail napkin and we have them as a nod to that. usually you see that for an equation or formula or something that someone has to write down before the moment of clarity passes. his idea was…a restaurant, what did he possibly sketch?? a square with a triangle on top with Texas written inside?? lmao I don’t know why but it has been making me laugh every time I think about it.

It’s also extremely dilapidated, so I’m not sure when the next Reader’s Digest is supposed to arrive?

The funny thing is that these things are little time capsules. They were built in an era when newspapers and magazines being delivered was normal. Now we have parcel lockers, apps, and digital noticeboards, but this ancient magazine slot is still waiting patiently for a publication that probably stopped being relevant years ago.

I saw the angry emoji when I was paying and laughed a bit. To our server, not sure what I did, but I'm sorry and I'll try not to do it again.

EDIT: It seems the culprit was ordering avocado with my breakfast burrito. I will not be doing that anymore.