r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what are the implications? Spoiler

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 29d ago

Tom is kinda the main character so hard to leave him off lol

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u/NoticeImaginary 29d ago

Never forget during the press tour for NWH, benadryl chamberpot kept stopping him from talking because he would start to say too much.

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u/ClosedL00pSystem 29d ago

I love Benevolent Colander

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u/Ok_Comment2621 29d ago

Benicio Cumberbun

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u/SenAbsolom 29d ago

Benvolio Cucumberpatch? He’s so charming.

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u/Tangellos 29d ago

Big fan of Baklava Camouflage

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u/DontFaqPigeons 29d ago edited 28d ago

For whatever reason, my brain read this as "Bukkake Camouflage " and STILL knew who everyone meant.

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u/notsoaveragejo 28d ago

Breadstick Camembert

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 29d ago

Bandersnatch Cinnabon?

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u/stamper2495 29d ago

Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/actuallyquitefunny 29d ago

Baggervance Pumpkinpatch

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u/No-Thought7571 28d ago

Burlington Coatfactory

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u/D3adp00L34 29d ago

Love Balsamic Cockerspaniel!

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u/PatchesthePlug 27d ago

“YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT COCKERSPANIELS CARL!”

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u/D3adp00L34 27d ago

A DCC reference in the wild? Mongo is the opposite of appalled!!

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u/dallyan 29d ago

It’s Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

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u/corvid1692 28d ago

Bilateral Cumberbund is my favorite Dr House!

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u/Matt_ASI 28d ago

Blender Circumbend, he was great as Remus Lupin.

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u/boywholived_299 28d ago

What's the 2nd name? I just see the 1st name

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u/SenAbsolom 28d ago

I believe it’s Camel-Phalange. I can barely make it out.

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u/Tajimura 26d ago

Yeah, Bharat Cumbacarn rocks

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u/TheRage469 28d ago edited 28d ago

Antonio Brown's new persona: Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/Penguin_shit15 29d ago

I think you misspelled Wimbledon Tennismatch..

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u/Skwizgar1019 28d ago

No, no - it’s Benefactor Capybarasnack

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u/PoggiestMorty 28d ago

I’ve never heard this one, call me Elvis because I just died laughing on the toilet

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u/Kanwic 28d ago

This one has always been my favorite.

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u/ReverseCatastrophe 28d ago

No they misspelled Bangadick Cummeryacht.

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u/Doctor-Of-Hearts 28d ago

Benignant Comestible? Delightful fellow.

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u/BigJSunshine 28d ago

BUMPERCAR CABBAGE PATCH??? I love that guy

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u/fixermark 29d ago

The Huge Ackman.

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u/whispzofblue 29d ago

I prefer the travel sized Ackman.

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u/dave900575 29d ago

That's what I call him

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 29d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

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u/Redditer51 28d ago

Huge Jackedman

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u/corq 28d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

<Begin CSB> - My late Hubs had an amazing sense of humor, and we goaded/trolled on each other's celebrity crushes - his was Belinda Carlisle and Sarah McLachlan. Mine is Hugh Jackman, and being a good sport, he came out to watch Les Mis at the cinema when it first released (I've seen it live in Toronto with Colm Wilkinson as well) - my stage-nerd days are over, but since I never got to see Hugh live on stage (for anything) - I think he realized he better attend this, if he didn't want to be watching Wolverine films for the rest of his natural life.

I miss my late hubby, but he knew I crushed hard on HJ and would troll me to no end.

I always responded, "You're just mad that Hugh can out-dance you."

I love my hubs, but I will absolutely show Hubs' portrait on my wall *every* new Hugh Jackman meme. This goes beyond life 'n death.

Hubs can troll me back when I see him again ;-)

</End CSB>

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u/DoobKiller 28d ago

isn't it Hugh Jacks Men?

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u/jscottman96 28d ago

Barnacle cabbagepatch is my favorite

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u/TigOlBitties42042 28d ago

Benadick Cucumber

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u/PlatasaurusOG 28d ago

Are we talking about Bandersnatch Cummerbund?

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 28d ago

Wimbledon Tennismatch??? I loved him as Smaug in LOTR the hobbit

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u/Lost-Classroom-2032 28d ago

Revolio Clockberg, Jr.

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u/Alexwonder999 28d ago

You mean mister "pinguhwings"?

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u/CozyCook 29d ago

Benderdick Cumbersnatch

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u/Shneckos 29d ago

Bandersnatch Cumberbund

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u/hotpockethipster 29d ago

Breadaddicted cuminhersnatch

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u/NGKro 29d ago

Benign Clustersnatch

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u/Medium_Historian9746 29d ago

Benedict Cumcatcher

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u/Interesting-Baker212 29d ago

Bulbasaur Charizard

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u/Burton_trout 29d ago

Bendydick CumragHatch

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u/Sodacan259 29d ago

Beenadickan Cookedabatch

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u/waldocalrissian 28d ago

Bendydick Cummysnatch

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u/Patricio005 28d ago

Beatlejizz Thundercrotc? ! Love that guy!

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u/GodBearWasTaken 28d ago

I think you got that last vowel wrong, it’s an «i».

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u/NotoriousMOT 28d ago

Eddie Izzard quote spotted!

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 28d ago

Bendyback Chamberpot

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u/SnooChocolates3391 28d ago

Bendadick Cumonherback?

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u/KasreynGyre 28d ago

Slutbunwalla

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u/dribbleondo 29d ago

Blueberry Creamsicle

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u/dribbleondo 28d ago

Baffling Court Ruling

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u/SteadyStrike29 28d ago

Blueball Cumsicle

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u/perchancenewbie 28d ago

Pingwing

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u/KadajjXIII 28d ago

I love how they all just decided to troll him with that by never correcting him through the entire narration

He'll never be able to live that down xD

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u/Acceptable-Goal3172 29d ago

Lol this is thread is a big reason why i love reddit so much 😭😭

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u/Redditer51 28d ago

Benefit Concertpass.

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u/RoundZealousideal897 28d ago

Bandersnatch Cummerbund 

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u/Formal_Network8647 28d ago

Do y’all mean Bennington Caspercatch?

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u/RoundZealousideal897 28d ago

Sorry, I meant Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Abaddonalways 28d ago

Blueberry Pumpkin-patch

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u/good_guy_vinay 27d ago

Oh you mean Jonathan? Awesome guy...

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u/hotrats312 29d ago

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u/Wanlain 29d ago

What. I. Brain. Broke

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u/Pull-Billman 28d ago

Aaaaahhhhhh my sides!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 29d ago

That's my favorite video game Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/AccordingAd6224 29d ago

Bienvenidos Casserole

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u/screen_storytelling 29d ago

Bendadick Cumbyback

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u/BaronOfToast 29d ago

Banderforth Cumberquat

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u/_Noble__Savage_ 29d ago

Bendydick Cummypatch

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u/SoraShiroL 28d ago

Banana cucumber

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u/AngryHobo381 28d ago

Ben Cum for short

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 28d ago

I am now realizing that I really CAN NOT remember dudes name. Bumbaclaude Cabagepatch? What the hell shenanigans is going on with this guys name?

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u/KadajjXIII 28d ago

His actual name is Benedict Cumberbatch, but pretty much anyone knows who you're referring to if you call him something weird like Butterscotch Shimbleshanks

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 28d ago

Egssbenedict Cucumberpatch

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u/KaeraKoneko 28d ago

I liked him until he said some pretty nasty things about people with autism and never took it back or apologised for it. I don't much care for him anymore.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 28d ago

Bermuda Cucumber

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u/No-Dimension856 28d ago

Bendadick Cucumberpatch

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u/Redditer51 28d ago

Bargainbin Underpants

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u/cutecoder 28d ago

His Khan in Star Trek is better than the previous Khan.

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u/Royal_Size_7129 28d ago

Huge fan of Benediction Cuminherbutt. Nice chap he is

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u/Prestigious_Back996 28d ago

Brontosaurus Crinklepatch?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 28d ago

Would love to see him on Comedy Bang Bang hosted by Hot Soccermom

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u/TheHairyParrot 28d ago

Dragondict Cumbersmaug

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u/Tulanian72 27d ago

Thimbledick Cucumbersnatch

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u/Meshuggaha 28d ago

At this point, I can't even remember what his real name is. Benedict Grabbersnatch? Nah, that's not it. Someone explain to me what it is.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 29d ago

That’s why he was paired with him for interviews.

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u/Madara1389 29d ago

Oh yeah, putting Tom & Mark together in an interview alone would be a potential spoiler goldmine.

Regardless of Mark being very open & vocal about his political beliefs, this is just as likely a reason to not put the two on a press tour together. These interviews are almost always one on one or one on two. Every time Mark & Tom do an interview together, they'd need at least 3 so they can't get lost in spoiler-filled banter.

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u/FullMooseParty 28d ago

I tried to avoid trailers because they give away too much, but I had no idea the hulk was even in this movie. Was it well-known going in that he was a major part?

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u/Madara1389 28d ago

Yeah. Mark's involvement was confirmed last August, then the first trailer dropped featuring the scene where he & Peter talk about containing mutation (a scene that's featured in every trailer), then the second official trailer featured Banner transforming.

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u/FullMooseParty 28d ago edited 28d ago

Appreciate that. I didn't really see the trailers and since he didn't do any of the media I just assumed it was a bit spoiler that he was in it

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u/Madara1389 28d ago

That makes sense

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u/Entire_Guava_5922 28d ago

That’s why we have Travis speak for them.

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u/Party-Lobster2790 29d ago

Ah booperdink hungermatch. Such a great actor.

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u/Glum_Introduction581 29d ago

Benefit Lumberjacks

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u/GoblinThatCares 29d ago

A delicate luggage rack.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 29d ago

Pengwings.

Penglings.

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u/murphinski 28d ago

Pengwangs

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u/moneyh8r_two 29d ago

You mean Bendthatdick Cuminabitch?

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u/Ouaouaron 28d ago

It's spelled "Cuminasnatch", actually.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 28d ago

Excuse you, it’s spelled Bentadict Backnforth

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u/conflateer 29d ago

Big fan of Balsawood Crumbleklatch.

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u/bbbourb 29d ago

He really is a Beneficient Cummerbund, isn't he?

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u/DosSnakes 29d ago

Personally, not a big fan of Sheoldred the Apocalypse

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u/StarMagus 29d ago

You mean Otter Man?

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u/cmere-2-me 29d ago

Penguing

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u/SaneNSanity 28d ago

There’s an old meme where someone posted some off the wall “Tom Holland spoils” and Tom himself replied along the lines of, “I actually had to stop and think if I did.”

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u/thepineapple2397 28d ago

Also that they gave Ruffalo and Holland like 5 fake scripts for Infinity War/ Endgame and the one ending Ruffalo shared was the real one

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u/NoticeImaginary 28d ago

I feel like I remember Tom talking about filming the funeral scene in endgame and not knowing what it was.

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u/thepineapple2397 28d ago

He only gets his own lines, the rest of his scripts are redacted so that makes sense.

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u/Kyosji 28d ago

I love the part where he accidentally forgot to stop live streaming and streamed like 15 minutes of Thor Ragnarok at its premiere.

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u/Livingbyhatred 28d ago

I still think it's funny how he didn't turn off his facbook livestream for thor Ragnarok premiere.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 28d ago

We do love Pengiin

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u/Shadow_King26 28d ago

"That's a great question-"

"I'll answer it"

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u/StimmicusG 28d ago

Oh, the remakes version of KHAAAAAAANNNN!?

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u/demoliahedd 28d ago

love Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 28d ago

The way people constantly find new names for Bemberdrill Cucumberpatch is one of my favourite little internet things

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u/BusyIntention8172 28d ago

You mean bendadick cumincrack

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u/defensivelesbian 28d ago

love beefcake chamomile

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u/toasty327 28d ago

Commenting so I can find this thread again later. These names after amazing

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 28d ago

Do you mean Cucumber Bandersnatch?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 28d ago

Humberto Cabbagepatch is the man

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u/TheCrankyBunny 28d ago

I haven't heard about Beneficial Cucumberswatch in a while. Wonder what he's up to

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u/Snapstronaut 28d ago

I’ve always loved Beendicked Cumbucket

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u/Astartes_Ultra117 28d ago

Zendaya did the same for him at least twice during the BND cycle.

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u/CarnageSuit 29d ago

He was also pretty young when he developed that rep.
He has since cut it out.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 29d ago

I would of trolled everyone and had Tobey do all the pressers as Peter 1

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u/apocketstarkly83 29d ago

God, could you imagine if they put them both together? They’d have to scrap Doomsday and redo the entire thing.

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u/-gzus-kryst- 28d ago

And he got way better at shutting up lol.

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u/Cautious_Repair3503 28d ago

its not hard at all, you just book the stuff, and dont book any for him, its exceptionally easy not to include someone in an interview. the ease of leaving someones name off a booking dosnt decrease based on their role in a movie.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 28d ago

They apparently told him nothing about secret wars though.

Can't spoil it if you don't know

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u/bluehulk900 28d ago

You mean like how Hulk is insanely important to the movie?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 27d ago

Nah like how Spiderman is the main character

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u/bluehulk900 27d ago

Interesting I find those to be extremely similar things

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 27d ago

That's okay, I was referring to Spiderman being the main character not an important side character. Hulk isn't the main character right?

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u/bluehulk900 27d ago

No but not having a very important "side character" in your marketing because of potential spoilers but needing to do so because of the very important "main character" is outrageously dumb lmfao I almost guarantee that its not true

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u/ErgomonOfEnto 27d ago

Banner, sure. But Hulk? Nah, he's just a big cameo brawl. They could have pulled that off with Shang Chi.

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u/Radiant-Cod-555 27d ago

He’s talking about spoilers bruh