r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation who are those little dinosaurs PETAH ?

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u/drquakers 9d ago

American steel, British Intelligence and Russian blood.

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u/Optimal-Age5397 9d ago

And those sneaky sneaky French.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 9d ago

And one very angry sniper in the snow.

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u/Nicklesnout 9d ago

There are three things I fear.

Banjos in the Appalachians.
Vietnamese jungles laughing.
Gently whispered “Perkele” in the snow.

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u/Global_Ant_9380 9d ago

Don't forget the bear!!!

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 8d ago

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 8d ago

Leo Major makes Rambo look like a wimp, but also terrifyingly non-fictional. From the before times when we didn't use hockey to channel our rage into the gooses.

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u/Blando-Cartesian 9d ago

On the other side.

Technically…

Just instructing lost Soviet troops to head south.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/XConfused-MammalX 9d ago

He fought against the Soviets in the winter war that took place shortly before ww2 when the soviet union invaded finland.

Simo was too wounded in the winter war to have possibly fought during ww2.

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive 9d ago

It’s a bit more nuanced than that.

The Soviet Union invaded Finland in 1939, which led to Germany lending support to Finland.

Finland then joined with the Axis powers from 1941-1944 but then switched sides to the Allied Forces from 1944-1945.

Finland was in a crappy spot between a rock and a hard place. That’s not to say that they were blameless but rather that they were busy fighting the Soviets and needed the help that the Nazis gave.

However, for Simo Häyhä specifically, he left the Finnish military in 1940 due to a serious injury before Finland joined the Axis.

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u/Matsisuu 9d ago edited 9d ago

Finland wasn't Axis power. Simo Häyhä was in Winter War, and at the time there was Molotov -Ribbentrop pact. France and Britain were planning to help Finland, but Norway and Sweden weren't very happy about plans, because troops would have to come through those countries.

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u/Mister_Snurb 9d ago

Ya but we like to claim him retroactively because he's so cool and we hate the soviets... retroactively.

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u/JTP120986 9d ago

White flags are sneaky now?

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u/Optimal-Age5397 9d ago

I dont blame the French for surrendering after experiencing a brand new style of warfare featuring thousands of dudes on meth driving tanks at you 24/7.

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u/phairphair 9d ago

Nah, they were still pretty incompetent in the handling of their defense. They would have eventually lost even with their best effort, but they really didn’t even put up a fight. The Germans were sitting ducks as they were picking their way through the Ardennes. The French squandered an opportunity to inflict some serious pain.

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u/Antique_Confection51 9d ago

Agreed, they had the defensive advantage and were supplied fairly well. They lacked the planning and coordination.

Considering the terrain and defenses, they barely put up a fight.

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u/kbeks 9d ago

I kinda blame them for building fortifications where their border with the Germans was and not along the ENTIRE vulnerable border. That was a predictably terrible move, even at the time they should have known that they were incredibly vulnerable on their Belgium border.

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u/Warmbly85 8d ago

The plan was to build the fortifications where they could and move their army to defend where they couldn’t. The plan for at least a decade was to move troops into Belgium and save on man power using the Maginot line.

The issue is Belgium wouldn’t allow the French and British to put soldiers in Belgium because they honestly thought Germany would respect Belgium neutrality.

The French didn’t expand the maginot line to the border with Belgium because it’s not exactly inspiring if your friend builds a wall on your border with them while promising they are going to defend you. Also it was extremely expensive. Like almost double digit percentage of the military expenditure interwar.

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u/Mortwight 9d ago

French government yes.
French people were great partisans

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u/phairphair 9d ago

Yes. Incredible bravery shown by the partisans.

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u/JTP120986 9d ago

Yeah... except for all the ones personally helping to round up French Jews and send them off to the camps.

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u/Mortwight 9d ago

America had its own nazi party. Even today there are traitors draping them selves in red white and blue

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u/JTP120986 9d ago

I'm perfectly aware that America also has racists, but those racists did not gleefully get their hands dirty in this particular genocide, even if they would have liked to.

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u/Mortwight 9d ago

Dude. The only thing that prevented that was 2 oceans.

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u/JTP120986 9d ago

It's still whataboutism.

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u/kbeks 9d ago

You’re vastly underestimating American racism. We literally held a Nazi rally (full on nazi rally) in MADISON SQUARE GARDEN and we had a hero like Lindbergh who, if not for the Japanese attack, would have ran against FDR and had a real chance in 1944. Despite him being a eugenicist and fascist.

I do not mean to endorse Lindbergh by calling him a hero, but to embody the contemporary mood of the country. He did a real hard and impressive thing a few times and then turned out to be a scumbag piece of shit.

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u/JTP120986 9d ago

I'm not underestimating American racism. Hence why I said "this particular genocide." I was also well aware of the Nazi rallies, as well as prominent honorary Nazis like Lindbergh and Henry Ford.

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u/Objective-Freedom922 9d ago

Yeah I know it's a joke that haha French did nothing. But the French resistance actually helped out a lot during the war.

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u/drquakers 9d ago

Arguably the Polish did more and are far more frequently overlooked. Then there are the Yugoslavian partisans that made la resistance look like a sewing circle. Canada, Australia and India also contributed massively in the war and are almost always overlooked as well.

Then there is China who contributed as much, frankly, as any of the three big allies.

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u/phairphair 9d ago

Many brave partisans. Automatically executed if caught.

But the Vichy French government, that controlled the military, actively fought against the allies in Africa. Churchill essentially begged their navy to join the allies and they refused, preferring to directly fight the British instead.

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u/archivecrawler 9d ago

Soviet blood. The Soviet Union included a bunch of countries that are definitely not-Russia. E.g. Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia.