r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • 8h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/LazyAssLeader 6h ago

Chromatic or metallic?

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u/Exotic_Drink69420 6h ago

“It is written in the Disks of Mishakal that evil, by its very nature, will always turn in upon itself. Thus it becomes self-defeating.”

Margaret Weis,  Dragons of Winter Night (Dragonlance: Chronicles, #2)

Metallic you doorknob of a kender.

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u/WulfZ3r0 5h ago

I need to read up on the lore again. I thought Metallic dragons were mostly benevolent followers of Bahamut?

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u/Exotic_Drink69420 5h ago

Nope I ment to write Chromatic.  I am the doorknob of a kender.  

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u/thatthatguy 5h ago

Amazing how Kender so often tend to be the ones to find such lost doorknobs. It’s like doorknobs just naturally find their way into Kender pockets.

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u/LazyAssLeader 5h ago

If it looks like a doorknob, you will be popular with the ladies, that survive.

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u/LazyAssLeader 5h ago

Yes! They free wayward adventurers of their mortal coils...and horde their loot for safekeeping.