r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 3d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/GenazaNL 3d ago edited 3d ago

That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices

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u/coolraiman2 3d ago

Nano services

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u/orsikbattlehammer 3d ago

Pico services

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u/coolraiman2 3d ago

Planck service

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 3d ago

bitwise operations as a service

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u/coolraiman2 3d ago

Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 3d ago

How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem?

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u/Valier 2d ago

I fell off my chair from laughing

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u/theartificialkid 3d ago

Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.

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u/KDamage 21h ago

De Vito services