Your job isn't to design a solution that scratches your particular brain itch, your job is to design a solution that works for the constraints you need. That might be a monolith but it also might not be!
Listen here you little shit there is one god-ordained way to build things and it's whatever is in vogue at this particular moment in time using whatever language is in vogue at this particular time, how dare you imply that there may be situations and needs that require different approaches.
If I'm being brutally fair to some of the garbage build times I've had in the past:
A lot of times, these are caused by me having to use 3 different versions of some library because of legacy code. Or we license some library that requires a fuck ton of dependencies that only the library uses.
But to build it all ourself would also be a complete waste of time.
I remember a big offender back in the day were those Microsoft Office file editor libraries. To upgrade would cost the company some ridiculous $20k license and offer zero additional features that we need.
And so, yeah, we keep including the old newtonsoft json because it needs it!
When visual studio finally went 64 bit, you thought the solution was bugged because it loaded so fast.
Not strictly this scenario, but I worked a job for a few years where every compilation took minutes. It was common practice to finish up a bunch of work and queue a slew of compilations before your lunch break.
Then I got a new job and worked with a bunch of tinier, discrete applications which would compile in a few seconds. I'd become so use to quick compilations only ever being the result of an error killing the job that for at least a week afterwards my blood pressure would rise whenever a compilation would finish in <10s.
Now listen, whatever’s in vogue at this time is nothing but bloat, dependency vulnerabilities, and syntax sugar. If your backend isn’t written in PHP or Pearl, you’re planning for failure.
If your app wouldn’t survive the 90s, it won’t survive prod.
If you hand-code it instead of transpiling it's a bit of an achievement. You're still abstracted from the hardware though, so it's definitely not nearly as hard.
You mean it's whatever was in vogue when you started your first job and anything that's changed since then is ignorant children who can't grasp the complex nuance of your decisions.
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u/cross_the_threshold 3d ago
Listen here you little shit there is one god-ordained way to build things and it's whatever is in vogue at this particular moment in time using whatever language is in vogue at this particular time, how dare you imply that there may be situations and needs that require different approaches.