r/ProgrammerHumor • u/b3n • Feb 22 '15

A Python programmer attempting Java

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u/jlo80 Feb 22 '15

When I become an evil billionaire and start my evil software company, this will be the mandatory coding style and the first product will be IDE plug-ins.

  1. Evil coding guidelines

  2. Something something

  3. World domination

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u/tttttttttkid Feb 23 '15

Make an IDE that formats the code internally but removes all whitespace when writing to a file.

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u/Deagor Mar 27 '15

you said Eclipse ftw and I nearly slapped you, hard. Then realized it was an IntelliJ plugin so now I owe you a hug.

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u/Deagor Mar 27 '15

I learned how to program for android devices this year....using eclipse.

How can you debug an issue when their are like 10threads created by the OS the debugger skips breakpoints and then the IDE just decides im gonna crash. An hour later you find out Its fucked up your workspace and then corrupted itself requiring a reinstall.

When a classmate found out about intelliJ and shared the info he got many hugs :P