r/secondcaptains May 30 '24

Hall of fame episodes

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It can be hard to find some of the classic episodes, so here's an incomplete list of some of my faves.

Some links have been provided but otherwise just search the episode number in the patreon app or Spotify. Please do add your own also

Miscellaneous

Ireland 1-0 Germany

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7CXTNMc71wTDOtbmiqAt3y?si=gj34OtV3RAKInBD9qfgAXQ

WiFi wankers ep 1010 (thanks to u/spooneman1

Ken's violent past ep 1022

Ken off the smokes, "cheer up? How about you wake up" ep. 1052 (thanks to u/pacotronic87)

Ken's bike is stolen ep. 1062

Gary Neville beefs with Ken ep. 1236

Ken vs Ronald McDonald, Ep. 1597,

https://www.patreon.com/posts/30774706?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

2015 New Year's Special

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2sTZYT3bie7HSfFyMP8deT?si=ttjgCWDjRPabuw5-JDx8sg

Muhammad Ali Tribute Show: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3BPYfnZsIPmBV3LphcOsm0?si=hHC-ki6YT5qqC-tIap5FRw

Kens Gooooaaaaals makes it's debut

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5XdkVcZOGZNasUCT782Gbz?si=T5Bx_EjPRTSgc9UICFRyrw

England 1 Iceland 2 Euro 2016

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0GrJUFx6fKvB1EynEEjQlG?si=60fao6-TQQ6yqd2tO3WlGQ

Ken's pre-run diet choices ep 1763 "they were like buns to an elephant"

David Silva rant Ep 1822 (plus 1820)

"Did he get to the Euro's Ken?" Early vs Sutton. Ep.2003

Hacksaw Ken ep 2010

Ep 2132: Ireland 1-1 Azerbaijan - How Are We Supposed To Feel? - 06/09/21 (thanks to u/pacotronic87)

https://www.patreon.com/posts/55828534?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Murph accuses Ken of attempting to gaslight the nation re. Stephen Kenny

Ep 2326: City 1 History 3 - 05/05/22

https://www.patreon.com/posts/66042241?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

"Tell him he's Henry Winter and get him back out there" Ken comes a cropper in Qatar, ep 2493

Aaron ardvark/Midnight at the Oasis ep 2498

One star Google reviews ep 2853

Ep 2474: Revisiting Russia

https://www.patreon.com/posts/73846954?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep. 2785: Big Ange Walks the Line

Spurs down to 9 men hold the high line vs Chelsea. It's how we play mate

https://www.patreon.com/posts/92458309?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

The lads swap tales from the Newstalk days, plus Ken's mum in South Africa ep. 3033

Ep 3196: One Day A Ship Comes In - 12/03/25

https://www.patreon.com/posts/124203897?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

"What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a wedding?"

Ep 3222: The Drought Is Over, The Grand Slam Secured, Long Live Rory McIlroy - 14/04/25

https://www.patreon.com/posts/126629482?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep. 3336: They Spoke Really Loud

https://www.patreon.com/posts/137549773?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep 3314: Tá An Cathaoirleach Marbh - 01/08/25 Aug 1

Ep 2426: Dublin Made Me

https://www.patreon.com/posts/145672144?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

KenCall ep. 3331

https://www.patreon.com/posts/137085800?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep 3403: Parrott Meets The Moment, Good Times Return For Irish Football - 16/11/25

https://www.patreon.com/posts/143718007?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep 3402: Ireland 2-0 Portugal - 14/11/25

https://www.patreon.com/posts/143570786?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ep 3579: Messi Makes More History, Mbappe And Haaland Light It Up, Pico Breaks America - 17/06/26

https://www.patreon.com/posts/161311434?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Ken is near delirious at watching more Messi magic

2014 World Cup

Suarez bites again (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/6sv7DAeknmGpQtCWObBt0v?si=nmIe5d1tS6GEKpbddU7Z_g

Spain are out, is tiki taka dead? (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/4eIsgXLwINpzeC2Rmoce08?si=o-09D3AqToaFbK5SknGxbw

Brazil lose their beautiful boy, Ken lays into Wilmots the embarrassment (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/3AZUDu3WSTcRyMfVSwoBm5?si=L4DOp_rGRBW7MjNSRW-5lw

The most incredible result in the history of the World Cup (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YyscXmMiDZT6K8SBcdh86?si=EmyzN0K_Re-n3JTg2fQqNg

Ken thought he was on a train but he was actually in the jungle (France Euro 2028) https://open.spotify.com/episode/4k5SIdmESDyTO4rIQBtDne?si=7TkygffpSwG2C2loGiLC3g

2018 russian world cup episodes 1183-2014 are all great but in particular...

Ken in Volgograd & Sochi 1189

Laughing gas in St Petersburg 1192 (end of episode)

A Babushka helps Ken on the train ep 1198

Messi defeats Nigeria, Ken attacks Deschamps ep 1199

Sympathy for Neymar? ep.1200

The myth of good side of the draw ep 1201

Ken gets lost after midnight in the Russian woods ep. 1204

Patient zero and flatulent ken spoil a German couples' journey on the night train to Moscow ep 1211

England World Cup post mortem ep 1212

The French squad enrage Ken at the airport ep 1218

Paul Kimmage shows

Paul Kimmage Live From The Olympia ep 2750

Players chair with Kimmage ep 1116

Book club with Ritchie: Kimmage's Rough Ride 2392

Ken vs Dunphy

Ken Responds To Dunphy ep 969 https://open.spotify.com/episode/2K0BMZUCFOGBaZPo39G8C0?si=-P90RjIhQI-zXN5T6IU15w

Dunphy vs Ken ep.1064 https://open.spotify.com/episode/528uBJae9XDzjTqvaQnxlS?si=4er8hhjkTtSY0DJqwoJpiw&t=3193

Ken in Vegas

July 2015 (McGregor v Mendez)

Pre-fight - "It's a really terrible place" 

https://open.spotify.com/episode/47QichKL2nH1MUXa7Laz2c?si=FWUkPNHjQ0iDgQsS_ymQKw

Post fight

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5dl1PVl3tXktM7hec24vY0?si=y_5HRjqDSbWS8w3f7jNpYA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1FgnTBfUlzkeKt&t=120

Ken in Vegas 2, December 2015 (McGregor v Aldo) Pre-fight episode

https://open.spotify.com/episode/35UzBZicnFiTKRBSV9tZ4y?si=k4CsDOxoTqKwN_pK0XGzCQ&t=1184

Post fight show

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4S7WBS6tiQs6VFNtl9BMZ4?si=WpfgRlHrTU6GapUYQKIJdw

Sackings

1347: Jose Mourinho is GONE, Ken humbly accepts victory, 18/12/18

https://www.patreon.com/posts/23408321?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

An entertaining post mortem on Jose's departure from Man utd and his career generally. Helps to have heard the Gary Neville episode although they do play clips from that at the start. 

Ep 1627: Lads, It's Hollywood - 20/11/19

https://www.patreon.com/posts/31716590?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

Poch out, Jose in. Ken is baffled

Ep 1950: Auf Wiedersehen Frank - 26/01/21

https://www.patreon.com/posts/46688502?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

The lads have fun on this one. Featuring clips from past shows when Lampard gets lampooned. Ken dismantles Harry Redknapp's defence of his nephew.  Stay for the Scotty Cannon bit at the end

Ep 2469: Stevie G (is for Go Now In The Name Of God Go) 21/122

https://www.patreon.com/posts/73589869?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share

"The problem is his personality. Gerard is remote...cold... egotistical"


r/secondcaptains 1d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth He's back

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r/secondcaptains 4d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth Feel like pure shit, just want him back

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r/secondcaptains 6d ago

Have we had this Gossip Girl FNITs yet?

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r/secondcaptains 5d ago

Aussie rules goal

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Can someone kindly send in a link to that supposed wonder goal that was scored in the Aussie rules game the other day. I'm struggling to find it and know nothing about the sport


r/secondcaptains 5d ago

Unsubscribed because realised that I can't handle Ken anymore

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I guess this may not be the audience for this message but wondering if I'm truly alone...

I want to love SC and I do love large parts of it. I've been a paid subscriber for many years now. But I tuned into myself recently and realised that I am getting anxious or angry listening to large parts of it. And am skipping through, even sometimes skipping entire soccer episodes (though maybe I'm not allowed to call it soccer - blame my culchie upbringing if you want). I love soccer and almost all sports and I enjoy the soccer content, with one very significant caveat: when Ken is not there or at least not taking over the whole conversation.

I know he's just part of the deal and very popular with an awful lot of people but I just can't handle him (and Branno to a lesser extent). So pretentious and full of himself and condescending in how he talks to almost everyone. Faux intellectual twaddle to me, most of it. I love someone being able to reference literature, history, philosophy, etc and relate it to sport in a relevant way but it's done in such a self-conscious, "I'm the intellectual one" way. I'd be leaving the pub when that friend turns up and ruins what was a fun, smart conversation upto that point. And his pretty much open contempt for almost every other sport. Soccer is your thing, fine. Then shut up about other stuff and don't get involved. I get that that's his schtick and persona but it's so overbearing on the whole show.

If I could pay for a Ken-free version, I 100% would. The recent episodes after Eoin got back and Ken was out were great. Sadly, it's rare . So I'm out.

Maybe I get massively shat on for this opinion. Or are other people secretly enduring Ken's bullshit and pretending to love it?


r/secondcaptains 7d ago

Why did Jack Charlton drop Denis Irwin for the 1994 World Cup Netherlands game? 30 years later and I still don’t get it!!

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I just listened to Monday’s pod and heard Denis Irwin was voted 2nd on the 42’s list of greatest-ever Premier League players. It reopened a question I’ve been chewing on for over 30 years.

I was a United fan in 1994. Irwin was my favourite player, later eclipsed by Keane. My old man was from Cork and my uncle played on the same Gaelic football as Irwin, so I idolised him.

93/94 was a fantastic season for United and for Irwin, a constant as United won the double, scoring in the FA Cup semi-final replay against Oldham and winning a penalty in the final against Chelsea.

At the time, my old man used to lift me over the gate for the US ’94 qualifiers, so I was at every home game bar Northern Ireland. Some involved sneaking out of school early, which felt like an added bonus at the time. I was also a ball boy at the Russia friendly in Lansdowne Road in March ’94, where the “Three Amigos” (Gary Kelly, Phil Babb, Jason McAteer) made their debuts.

In a pre-World Cup friendly that April, Ireland beat the Netherlands 1-0 away. My memory is Kelly played right back or right wing-back that night and put in a solid performance. A month later Ireland beat Germany 2-0 in Germany — Irwin started at right wing-back, was subbed for Kelly, who came on and scored the second and caused havoc with his pace.

Fast forward to the World Cup itself:

Vs Italy (1-0 win): Ireland started with a back four, Irwin played the full 90 and was booked.

Vs Mexico (2-1 loss): Irwin played at right-back, booked again which meant he was suspended for the Norway game.

Vs Norway (0-0): Kelly deputised, played the full match.

Then the one that’s never made sense: Ireland played Netherlands in the last 16 and Irwin was left out entirely. An unused sub.

I’ve never heard Irwin or Charlton give a reason for it, and it remains one of the strangest calls I’ve seen as an Ireland fan. Why bench arguably the best full-back in the Premier League?

I somewhat get the potential argument that Kelly’s pace and his performance in the earlier Dutch friendly might’ve swayed Charlton, and maybe he didn’t want to break up a back line that had just kept a clean sheet. But Irwin could play left-back too, and he was ten times the player Terry Phelan was.

Does anyone know if Charlton or Irwin ever actually explained this? It’s genuinely bugged me for three decades.


r/secondcaptains 8d ago

No Ken again; I mean it, I'm fuckin' ragin'

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Your bags, your desk - oot.


r/secondcaptains 10d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth Jizz filled hole

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I believe Ken was familiar with this player, he was mentioned on the podcast before was he not?


r/secondcaptains 11d ago

Peter Oborne

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That interview went off the rails a bit.

Based on Murphs mass comment after he wasn't overly impressed himself. Could have pushed more in the interview, but the sense I got was that he just wanted it to end. It certainly stopped abruptly.


r/secondcaptains 11d ago

Fantasy League -

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Code: qwqrps

Bonus points for funny team names related to Second Captains


r/secondcaptains 11d ago

I like Dion, but saying the Pep/City doc is one of the best sports docs he's ever seen?

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Feels fairly generic to me apart from deeply voyeuristic view into Pep having what seemed a sort of breakdown in his life, which was interesting but a bit hard to watch.


r/secondcaptains 12d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth Ken - Mourhino vs. Pep doc

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In lieu of Ken missing PL preview pod I'd love an episode where he reviews and compares the new pep and mourhino docs. Do feel in safe hands when Dion Fanning steps in while Ken is away.


r/secondcaptains 12d ago

What’s going on

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Haven’t listened in a while. Where is our flame haired flamethrower??? It’s the PL preview pod!


r/secondcaptains 13d ago

Friend of the show SC listeners in Cork

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A very random one as far as this Reddit goes, but I thought this'd be a good spot to try - I'm a recent blow in to Cork City, in my 30s, and making new friends and acquaintances has been a challenge to say the least.

Curious to hear if there's any World Service members or otherwise in a similar boat - and perhaps we can go about changing that. Trying here, because I'm a sports nut, and figured this would be one of my better shots at finding like minded people.


r/secondcaptains 14d ago

Yoko Branno What exactly is Branno's role/status in the Second Captains universe?

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He doesn't seem to be a fully paid up member of the front-of-house team like Ken, Murph, Eoin, although he pipes up pretty frequently.

I'm not sure if he was hired as a presenter or a back office drone, but he seems to do a bit of both.

I guess he doesn't have an ownership stake in Second Captains Ltd, unlike the founding five, but (unless I missed the episode), he was never really properly introduced. He seemed to just drift in unannounced from nowhere and over time has become an associate team member. They have a habit of not properly introducing their new hires. That Cillian chap (is he still around?), also just seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Personally, I think Branno is the best thing to happen to Second Captains since they stormed out of Newstalk in a huff. The Batman-Robin alliance he's formed with the flame-haired one is adorable. If they ever do decide to elect another permanent member he'd get my vote and Gav Cooney would get my second preference.


r/secondcaptains 14d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth No Ken for the Premier League preview?

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I feel that there are certain episodes that the whole cast has to be present for, one of those has to be the preview for the new PL season. This time last year Ken made the boldish claim that Arsenal would finally get over the hurdle and win the league.

Unless it’s already been pre-recorded it wouldn’t feel right not having him on it. They normally have a good lineup on for that episode too (Cooney/Wilson/Deleaney etc).


r/secondcaptains 17d ago

Greg Allen appreciation

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The passion is unmatched, he is a force of nature in general when telling the story of a winning nation, however when an Irish Athlete does the business he just provides magic, I really look forward to hearing that voice ever few years, unmatched.


r/secondcaptains 18d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth Actual photo of Jose Mourinho in training with Frank Lampard

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84 Upvotes

r/secondcaptains 20d ago

82,000 Morons…

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r/secondcaptains 19d ago

The Andrews Family Guide to Governance 😖

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How much did Barry Andrews learn about corporate governance from watching his first cousin Ryan Tubridy go through the Dáil committees?
And what exactly is so bad about Bosman? Is the argument that players should just be kept trapped in contracts indefinitely?


r/secondcaptains 21d ago

WiFi Wanker Enoch McClean

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r/secondcaptains 22d ago

SC’s inside man at FIFA

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I’m backing Ken to get Dan on and blow the whole story wide open…


r/secondcaptains 22d ago

Vasa

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The history daily podcast has an episode on the Vasa today, it sank on 10th August 1628.

The 400 year anniversary is coming up soon, will our man Ken return to Stockholm for the festivities?


r/secondcaptains 24d ago

Flame-haired Flamethrower of Truth We’ve a New Sigh of Remorse

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