r/shitpostemblem 5d ago

ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST

505 Upvotes

Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.

With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.

Until October 17th:

1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."

2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."

3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.

HOWEVER.

1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.

2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.

3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.

4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.

5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.

6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.

7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.

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Ok love you bye bye.


r/shitpostemblem 23d ago

FE General SPE New Mod Applications

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Hello everyone,

As you can probably tell over the past few months I have been quite inactive here, both in general and in moderating. Unfortunately this will continue in the near future for probably a few months due to a mix of getting a j*b as well as other life stuff, so we are looking for a couple of new mods to help out with the sub.

Link to application form:

https://forms.gle/TW6GWSe6yYzBAwTe8

Link to discord:

https://discord.com/invite/znY6f6D


r/shitpostemblem 9h ago

Archanea Theres always a bigger cav

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206 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 11h ago

Elyos Merrinposting 2026 Day 1 - GOOD ANSWER DIVINE ONE

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250 Upvotes

Merrinposting has returned! Due to IRL stuff things may be shakier than last year, I've prepared drawings ahead of time to get a head start. Sorta defeats the purpose of daily drawings but some things can't be helped. Regardless, I hope to keep going to show my love of Merrin!


r/shitpostemblem 7h ago

Fortune's Weave After $2 billion, 13 years of development, and months of leaks... the wait for gameplay was worth it bros!

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103 Upvotes

I don't even care it's not on disc!


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

FE General Write your fanfictions for how those scenarios would play out

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570 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Paralogue 21

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240 Upvotes

I already respected the fuck out of Inigo before this, but now I respect him even more. What a fucking legend.

Would be great if his daughter were legendary for anything other than sexual harassment.


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Elibe long story short, i sent front facing Bors in a discord chat, someone said i should put it on a drivers license and-

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226 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fortune's Weave My thoughts whenever I see people discussing game balance of FW

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382 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 17h ago

FE General nemesis

15 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Elyos Which page of the ally notebook is the hardest to read with both hands?

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145 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Archanea Nyna has no taste smh

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159 Upvotes

There are two wolves inside of you.

One says: Nyna deserved so much better. She got constantly pressured to do things for the sake of others, yet always had to deny her own wishes and additionally the curse of Artemis constantly screwed her over. There was absolutely NO need for her to marry to be allowed to rule over Archanea, SHE was the actually important royal here, there is no reason why the sexist traditions from Artemis’ time had to persist until Nyna’s times. And then she fully blames herself for Hardin going crazy, when she had been just as much denied her own love and stuck in a loveless marriage except she didn’t go batshit evil over it.

The other says: Hardin > Camus


r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Jugdral This subreddit is deader than the ashes of Sigurd horse

377 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Elyos He isn't worthy of the title of chef

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252 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fateslandia Mods if they named it "HighQualityHumorEmblem" instead of having shit in the title

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201 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 21

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239 Upvotes

I geniuenly wonder who was the vile, sickening bastard who decided that this skill should exist. Igantius missed out on like 2 levels cause of this garbage.


r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan Three Houses politics makes more sense the more drugs you do. (Affectionate.)

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545 Upvotes

It's not a bad game, but let's not pretend Three Houses is a gritty, realistic war drama.


r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Mod new Mod update: please do not post Eupha x Fuuka porn on the subreddit, thank you

111 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Ylisse Awakening if Chrom (IS) wasn’t a coward

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225 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan Fodlan's Duty of Care

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2.2k Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 20

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113 Upvotes

Is there anything else of note in this chapter other than the wind tho? like come on?


r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Meta r/spe mod gets doubled during enemy phase

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472 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Elibe The TRUTH about Modern Fire Emblem...

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709 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Paralogue 3

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164 Upvotes

I LOVE BOAT MAPS.

But not this one.

This one is lame as shit and was over in like 4 turns, probably the most laughably easy map in the game, and has like nothing going on.

Jesus is this what Birthright difficulty is gonna be like?


r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Valentia Seriously, where did she get those?

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434 Upvotes