Silly memes meant to draw interest to a Bretonnia faction update.
Clearly OC. This dialogue was inspired by/pulled straight from the mouths of Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Sacha Baron Cohen. If you feel that any accusations leveled here constitute slander against THE Empire, I reject all charges.
Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
If it pisses you off, just know that Louen just got lucky that it was Boris here, not Franz. If it pisses you off just because, "Bleh, French", well, à chacun son goût, as they say.
I'm honestly warming up more to the idea of playing Toddy. He seems like he's in a happy in-between space between playing Franz, Katarina, and Norsca. Right in the middle, if you will.
The memes will continue until morale improves.
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Knightly virtue for the day: "There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. Either what we hold to be right and good and true is right and good and true for all mankind under God, or we're just another robber tribe." - King Arthur, "First Knight" 1995
King Arthur again. 7th of the Nine Worthies. Half a dozen stories about this guy are largely to blame for why I hold such a fondness for the medieval period. Sean Connery does the king justice.