r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/necoffee_zgs 8h ago

not forgeting the condoms

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u/AnneWiddecombesDildo 8h ago

Free breakfast

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u/Transasaurus-Hex 6h ago

You know, it's my fault for being able to read.

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u/oscar-the-bud 5h ago

Just bring a fork. Piles of stew are all over the ground.

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u/RaisinsInMyToasts 5h ago

Toaster strudel

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u/Deel132 6h ago

25 condoms could contain 250 calories. Yummy and healthy breakfast!

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u/WatermelonSmashing 7h ago

Most probably do, STDs having a field day

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u/karateninjazombie 7h ago

You just have to wash them before you use them...

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u/mechmind 8h ago

Recycle!