“Ugh Becky… I do not want to deal with this filthy ass gross tent. And I am SO hungoverrrrrrrrr….”
“Duhhhh Emily! You don’t even have to! Just fucking LEAVE IT!”
“Ew! But that’s like… literally littering or some shit?” :: kicks at a broken tent peg ::
“Look, I seen on Reddit or something that some group like comes around and picks them up and gives them away to like… idk the homeless or whatever. So if you leave it? You’re actually a good person. Okay? So let’s just GO already. And leave your gross ass dirt yurt.”
“Ohh! That’s so amazing. 🤩 I’m helping. Yay!”
(And none of that is true - they just get thrown away. Huzzah.)
Me and the wife did what we thought was cocaine with a guy we thought was Post Malone(not really, but he looked like him and i kept calling him that) and decided to totally bail on the second day of a 3 day music festival. Didnt really break our tent and canopy down, just chucked it in the back of the car and bounced. Kinda fucked up, tired, sun burnt and dehydrated, we still managed to clean up after ourselves and leave a beer for the neighbor.
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u/mckenner1122 7h ago
It goes like this…
“Ugh Becky… I do not want to deal with this filthy ass gross tent. And I am SO hungoverrrrrrrrr….”
“Duhhhh Emily! You don’t even have to! Just fucking LEAVE IT!”
“Ew! But that’s like… literally littering or some shit?” :: kicks at a broken tent peg ::
“Look, I seen on Reddit or something that some group like comes around and picks them up and gives them away to like… idk the homeless or whatever. So if you leave it? You’re actually a good person. Okay? So let’s just GO already. And leave your gross ass dirt yurt.”
“Ohh! That’s so amazing. 🤩 I’m helping. Yay!”
(And none of that is true - they just get thrown away. Huzzah.)