r/cats • u/Khurkuchy • Jun 19 '26

Advice Got bitten by a cat should i get shot?

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u/beanoffury Jun 19 '26

Into the sun??

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u/asherabram Jun 19 '26

To the moon!

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u/Snts6678 Jun 19 '26

Bang. Zoom. Straight to?

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u/anth13 Jun 19 '26

uranus!

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u/elasticparadigm Jun 19 '26

My anus? But why?

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u/Theawkwardmochi Jun 19 '26

Because it's called uranus not myanus

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u/Pip_Pippurp Jun 20 '26

Wait, so what do you call yours?

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u/Snts6678 Jun 20 '26

My leather Cheerio.

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u/jakc1423 Jun 19 '26

That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!

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u/Present-News-660 Jun 19 '26

No one really knows when, where, or how man landed on the moon..

...but our Fungineers imagine it went something like this:

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u/fuwafuwa-kirakira Jun 19 '26

We're whalers on the moon

We carry a harpoon

But there ain't no whales,

So we tell tall tales

And sing this whaling tune

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u/galaxyw12 Jun 19 '26

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!

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u/TheSpookyPineapple Jun 19 '26

into the fire trought trenches and mud

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u/lisagg9 Jun 19 '26

“Will I get to pick”

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u/NightwingZS Jun 20 '26

Nah, on a small floating Island, so that he can get the Power Star.