r/cats Jun 19 '26

Advice Got bitten by a cat should i get shot?

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u/TomorrowHot8746 Jun 19 '26

Replace moose with bison and you are still speaking the truth.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Replace bison with any large animal, and there's good cause to use caution with them. Horses have been somewhat domesticated, but one could still absolutely kill you easily with a kick to the head and they have.

Don't get me wrong, not saying you should fear, because I think that implies a certain irrationality, but everyone should have a healthy respect for any animal bigger than themselves. Because I love all animals, everyone should have a healthy respect for animals in general, but for the benefit of the animals at that point.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jun 19 '26

one could still absolutely kill you easily with a kick to the head and they have.

Or a kick to the neck. Or the chest. Or the stomach. Or the back. Or the sides. Or the pelvis. Or the inner thigh.

Really a full force kick from a horse anywhere above the knee has a decent chance of taking you off the census.

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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon Jun 20 '26

I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took a horse kick to my knee.

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u/Ohforgawdamnfucksake Jun 19 '26

My friend has some horses. One of them is absolutely a dickhead. She got most offended when I said "that house is a bit of a dick". Cue "blah blah blah he's young etc etc." About a month later I get " horse x is such a dickhead, every time I feed him he charges me". No Shit Sherlock, he's a massive tool.

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u/Le-Squirtle Jun 19 '26

Statistically a deer is far more dangerous than both of those animals combined. Bambi flatlines about 150 people every year in NA, Moose about 10, Bison 0.

The Bison thing surprised me, although they may give a "leave me the fuck alone" headbutt, they just don't kill people.

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u/Eldr_Eikthyrnir Jun 19 '26

Thats only due to traffic collisions. Removing traffic entirely they drop to <0.1 deaths per year.

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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon Jun 20 '26

I have lost my count to times i have glued my fingers together with bison tho.