Botched Batches

[u/Tardee]

Mommy knows best

[u/phillypharm]

Speaking of meat, this needs to be a real shirt if it already isn’t.

[u/poisontadpole → u/phillypharm]

i can promise you that and a hundred other shirts just like it have existed since about 2005

[u/pastasauce → u/poisontadpole]

Anyone else remember Epic Meal Time, the YouTube channel that got half the internet obsessed with and then burned out on bacon?

[u/NigilQuid → u/pastasauce]

Hell yeah I loved those guys

[u/MrKeplerton → u/pastasauce]

I also remember Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. They were obsessed with mayo and violent cooking.

[u/Bauld_Man → u/poisontadpole]

Comes free with the mustache index finger tattoo.

[u/PotentialConcert6249 → u/phillypharm]

Bacon is meat candy

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/PotentialConcert6249]

Candied bacon is bacon candy

Therefore candied bacon is also meat candy candy

[u/PotentialConcert6249 → u/Front_Cat9471]

Mmm, maple candied bacon.

[u/AnAbandonedAstronaut → u/PotentialConcert6249]

Pigs are a miracle.

They convert vegetables to bacon.

God's true work showing itself.

[u/Informal_Database327 → u/PotentialConcert6249]

I cost you nothing to put that idea into the world and you deserve a raise

[u/PotentialConcert6249 → u/Informal_Database327]

Can’t claim to be the origin of it. I got it from someone’s shirt at the gym.

[u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n → u/phillypharm]

Oh yeah!

[u/Consistent_Hold_576 → u/phillypharm]

Her shirt explains her muffin tops

[u/McNughead → u/phillypharm]

Its such a good fit for forced pregnancy people because that is what animal factories do