r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/alkatori 7h ago

The end result of all creation is... Donald Trump?

I weep.

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u/Lucaslhm 6h ago

No wonder Jesus wept I guess

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u/Storrin 6h ago edited 5h ago

Stop saying Jesus wept.

Edit: Guys, this is a Community reference.

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u/SpooneyToe11240 6h ago

JESUS WEPT

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u/mushu_beardie 1h ago

For there were no more worlds to conquer

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u/badwolfandthestorm 5h ago

I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now, because all the questions I have are rhetorical and they end with the word 'idiot.' Do you know what a rhetorical- no, of course you don't, you're an idiot.

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u/Storrin 5h ago

My favorite Frankie line is from the dog diploma episode.

Oh God no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed addict bound incest monster of entitlement and fear.

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u/badwolfandthestorm 4h ago

I know people really like that one, but it's so depressing. Hope is good for people!

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u/Storrin 4h ago

Oh I just think it's funny and well written. Dan Harmon writing at his best should pretty much never be taken as gospel and you always have to consider the character saying it.

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u/badwolfandthestorm 3h ago

Fair enough! I can respect that

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1h ago

Hope is a delusion that can inspire you to push beyond your limits, but can also trick you into making terrible decisions

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u/Original_Mulberry652 6h ago

But he did, when he was being nailed to the cross.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 5h ago

I'm sure back then it was hard enough to find a leaf let alone toilet paper.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1h ago

Jesus uses rocket shoes?

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u/moobnaster6969 6h ago

Worse. His mass at the collapse of the universe triggers the big bang. Trump loop.

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u/Novel-Mission-1920 5h ago

He really is the anti-christ huh?

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u/breezy013276s 4h ago

I’ve not yet seen any evidence to the contrary.

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u/Nishikadochan 4h ago

I have been wondering that for literal years

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u/SkyShadowing 23m ago

Worth noting in Catholic theology, an anti-Christ is merely someone opposed to Christ. "The Antichrist" is largely a Protestant, mostly Evangelical, interpretation of scripture, along with the Rapture, Tribulations, etc., all of it. Largely expanded on from the Beast of Revelation, who Catholicism says will be AN Anti-Christ.

Basically: Trump is, by Catholic standards, certainly an anti-Christ.

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u/Nahcep 1h ago

This means we're all Trump, which explains some things about life in the universe

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u/moobnaster6969 52m ago

we are trump subhectively experiencinng our lives. We return to the Trumpian godhead when we die.

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

I think in Marvel canon, this also means DJT becomes the Galactus of that next universe.

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u/03263 5h ago

Truly, he's the pinnacle of humanity's faults. All of our failures as a species, perhaps even embodying the inevitable failures of all intelligent life that may arise across the cosmos, bundled up into one very angry, very delusional geriatric pedophile.

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u/tequilablackout 5h ago

Evil never dies

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u/sevensixthough 4h ago

It just elects a genocide supporter so it never has to actually change

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 6h ago

No this is the prison for the devil and his angels.

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u/TaylorMonkey 4h ago edited 4h ago

This has a lot of parallels to CS Lewis’s imagining of hell in The Grear Divorce, where people drift farther and farther from each other in an infinite and grey landscape of abandoned homes to the infinite horizon, because people in hell cannot tolerate each other, relocating and building a new home further away when they can no longer stand their neighbors, ever moving father and farther apart forever.

At the very reaches alone by themselves are those great but miserable figures like Napoleon, as all souls become just shadows and echos of themselves, reduced to eternal self-focused repetition of their grumblings and grievances.

Trump in universal heat death reduced to nothing but his grumbling into eternity fits that so well.

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u/Mahdouken 6h ago

Ultimately, there will be a big suck, and then a big bang. And all of life will arise again from the glorious phoenix rising of Trumps cosmic existence.

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u/Gandzilla 6h ago

The last energy of the universe will be used to maintain his brain

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u/digitalhawkeye 2h ago

After quadrillions of years, literally uncountable amounts of time, he'll still be holding grudges.

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u/dion101123 2h ago

All evolution leads to crabs All transportation leads to trains All death leads to Donald Trump