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What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/hotairballonfreak 8h ago

The empty black gave me such peace

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

One day there will be silence. One day.

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u/Iknowthedoctorsname 8h ago

One day a mortician will finally sew his fucking lips shut.

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u/silence-glaive1 8h ago

Oh to be that mortician.

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u/sleepytipi 7h ago

I have a dear friend who is, and trust me she would love to be the one.

It's interesting. There's never been a more universally hated figure in the US and despite that, there he is. Still shitting his pants on capital hill. Hated by every living person and it doesn't seem to make a damn bit of difference. Best I can hope for is that it never happens again. And if it does, please Gods let it be the end of this mess. It still feels like we're stuck in a chapter that should've ended over a 100 years ago.

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u/eventualist 7h ago

The historians are really gonna look back and have a laugh and wonder how a country that strive to discombobulate and dismantle our education and ends up as a bunch of stupid pokes. They're gonna wonder why did they choose this?

Wait... we're already documenting it all 🤔

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u/IrascibleOcelot 4h ago

Historians will look back and wonder how this happened. They’ll write books, create new avenues of investigation, build entire treatises on what went wrong. Psychologists will do the same. Monuments will be built that say “never again.” They’ll congratulate themselves on evolving to being more enlightened than those poor, dumb schmucks we were. And in another 80 to 100 years, they’ll watch in disbelief as it all starts over again, and they’ll be powerless to stop it.

And then they’ll say “oh.”

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u/KriegConscript 4h ago

maybe popular historians who get published in op-eds will be confused, since they're stupid. in actual academic history where the stuff is written and analyzed, everyone is 100% tired 100% of the time. they have never wondered why any of this is happening

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u/commosion 3h ago

Polybius anacyclosis :(