r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 3h ago

The cultists are not doing ok.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/joke

This post breaks no rules. This post does not promote hate. This post certainly threatens no violence. It's going to stay up.

Do us all a favour, go to Wallmart and buy a sense of humour.

Remember when Paul Pelosi got attacked and you all made Halloween costumes about it as you told lies about that poor man? Many such cases. Many other examples too.

This is nothing, nothing compared to what you do daily. So get over yourself. 

moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
6: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
2: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else
1: This is manipulated content
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u/StoppableHulk 2h ago

In fact it does the opposite of promoting hate and violence.

It shows Dear Leader, vibrant, youthful, strong, speaking exactly as he does in real life, surviving the heat death of the universe, floating in the nothingness yammering on as always.

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u/nightpanda893 2h ago

“Promoting hate based on identity” says so much. Trump is literally their identity.

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u/icemanpallmall 2h ago edited 1h ago

"Go to Walmart and buy a sense of humor"

They would if they could afford it. They cant afford it because they've spent too much on their pants shitting, dementia patient, failure of a businessman/president/human cult leader and now are broke af.

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u/Careless_Leg_2552 1h ago

Well, they had options.

They chose owning the libs over owning property or businesses or land.

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u/ABoringAlt 50m ago

Tariffs on humor also a factor

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u/icemanpallmall 46m ago

I distinctly remember them saying comedy was legal again after that reicht wing terrorist killed Hortman and his wife and they memed it.

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u/ABoringAlt 41m ago

Yeah, but it ain't free, the penny tax goes straight into a pocket

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u/icemanpallmall 34m ago

Not theirs, of course. They think the oligarch with three yachts needs it more.

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u/AnimationOverlord 40m ago

For some reason they thought forcing Canada to back out of a trade agreement and letting American citizens eat the kickback was okay.. and it sure was cause nothing happened. Most people don’t even know why billionaires are inherently bad whether it’s past ramifications or economic disparity

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u/icemanpallmall 35m ago

Americans are like the only people in the world that can have the eduction that they do and STILL have zero common sense or critical thinking skills. I say that as one of em.

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u/Careless_Leg_2552 2h ago

This is some fantastic moderation, I wish every sub was this transparent about the RW censorship cries.

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u/MonkRome 1h ago

Republicans keep telling me that they hate censorship and just want a free and open internet. They would never report someone because their fragile little snowflake feeling got hurt. It's not like they are cognitively underdeveloped toddlers or anything...

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u/Happybastard777 56m ago

I just need the fucking guy gone, then we don't need this message at all.

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u/Fearless-Yam1125 2h ago

Nosferatu defenders mad at comic of dih rot
https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/SquintonPlaysRoblox 1h ago

I want to disclose that I hate to be that guy. I despise men such as I. Truly, the fact that I am despised brings me great satisfaction - society moves ever forward and men such as I must be left behind.

However, my true nature brings me a twisted fulfillment, and in my selfishness I will not turn from it.

*walmart

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u/ABoringAlt 49m ago

Hot damn, they weed themselves out if you let them don't they. Thanks for wrangling this mess

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u/GayTerroristRevival 2h ago

Not to be "that bitch" but you spelled Walmart wrong :)

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u/ReductioAdSocialism 1h ago

Wallmart is where you go when you want to buy some walls. You know. For when the revolution comes. And we want to do some awesome dissident graffiti. Probably of this comic. Yeah.

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u/Murderface__ 9m ago

The link to the definition of joke is sending me

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u/Shoadowolf 8m ago

Lmao the MAGATs are mad

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u/Feelinglikesnowman 43m ago

Definitely bias. But yeah.