r/DogfreeHumor 15m ago

Another installment of dogs stealing food

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Just utter greediness. A few of these dogs were snarling and then aggressively snatching the food being offered. When these people lose a finger they will be crying on social media that it came out of nowhere & they dont know what happened.


r/DogfreeHumor 19h ago

Literal nightmare fuel lol

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56 Upvotes

This literally just came across my FYP. These people need help!


r/DogfreeHumor 1d ago

Just a reminder that there are children and adults alike dying of poverty and malnutrition/hunger as this insanity takes place elsewhere.

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137 Upvotes

No, seriously. I have no words. This is just incredibly offensive, insensitive, wasteful, and abhorrent altogether.

This shouldn't be a thing as long as world hunger is still an ongoing HUMAN issue.

This is crazy. I am almost 20 years of age and I haven't had half of the things being fed to the mutts in this lunatic video. Absolute degradation and insanity is what this is called.

Wasting human products on dogs during rampant inflation too. Just awful.


r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Dog nutters, a miserable bunch

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86 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

Mail carrier gets attacked by dog let out by the owner and has mail truck pissed on.

55 Upvotes

Yup, that's me.

Good ol' Chonky Black Lab. Super friendly dogs, right? I peacefully walk up to a rural customer's door in need of a signature. *Ding-Dong* sweet, the owner doesn't make me wait long, but as soon as we meet eyes, Chonko bursts out in attack mode.

Proceeds to bark, attempts to bite (too slow, fatso), and manages a small scratch on my leg. "NOT OKAY, DUDE, NOT OK!", I said, meanwhile the owner, puzzled, "IDK how he got out so quick!?" Some more near misses proceed, the owner still not grabbing the mutt.

Backing up to the truck, I simply say, "whatever, you can go to the post office and pick it up." Dog gives up on me and aimlessly starts running around the yard like a dumbass, then sees my truck and decides to mark his territory on a tire before I pull out.

Aren't they great!?


r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

Bad Pun Dog

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r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

Ew.

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68 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 5d ago

Don't get pup cups for the whipped cream. It's not fair to dogs 😭

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126 Upvotes

Checked the replies. It is unfortunately not satire.


r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

And all the comments are “what a good boy so loyal”

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69 Upvotes

Nasty thing has such a sadistic scary look in its eyes


r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

But apparently I'M the weird one here. These people are mentally ill.

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119 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

The "perfect" family pet.

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138 Upvotes

So perfect they are literally weapons of mass destruction. Ugh lol.


r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

🫩

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80 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

A fake “SeRvIcE dOg” that’s been dyed. But these people claim to “love” their dogs

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73 Upvotes

Anyone want to guess what “service” this dog provides?


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

these people are sick in the head!

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107 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

Mentally ill

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152 Upvotes

So, this woman had her leg nearly eaten off by her last pitbull. After spending months in the hospital, she gets out, gets another pitbull, fraudulently calls it a “service” dog (to help her with what? The fact that she has PTSD from having her leg nearly eaten off by the same damn breed?) and refuses to neuter it.

This needs to be studied. This kind of psychosis, where she will clearly sacrifice her life and the safety of others just to own a murder mutt. She learned nothing. Nearly being killed by a dog didn’t teach her a damn thing.

When is enough enough? When will we finally see how mentally unstable these dog psychopaths truly are?


r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

Brain dead

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97 Upvotes

If you're the type of person who bags your dogs shit and leaves it behind, don't procreate.


r/DogfreeHumor 14d ago

Striking resemblances.

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60 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

Imagine having to live your life like this

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145 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

So tired of people trying to equate dogs to humans

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82 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

Spoiled dogs

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I saw a video over on Rednote it was this dog being fed by it’s owner it ate spaghetti,broccoli and some kind of meat with a sauce ,they even poured out some Yakut this milky yogurt drink. I left a comment that some dogs are so spoiled they can’t even eat dog food anymore,of course someone didn’t like my comment .But I stand by what I said ,plus the owner was using a fork and knife putting it in the dog’s mouth ,ugh that’s disgusting


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

Dog worshipers absolutely delusional

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137 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 22d ago

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

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Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

Looks like someone commented negatively about the dog and got so much abuse they deleted their comment. These people are crazy.


r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

Dog Stick Library...

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65 Upvotes

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

The equivalent of you, to a dog. 🤣

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50 Upvotes

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

🪦

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