r/interesting • u/SuspiciousLow3062 • May 13 '26

NATURE Would you trade city life for this?

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u/ghengiscostanza May 13 '26

SR 2764 - Article 83.4 - all persons residing in Switzerland shall be periodically strangled by erwürgenmeister the cave-dwelling mountain gnome. 

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u/kuhfunnunuhpah May 13 '26

Jokes on you, I'm into that!

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u/Toribor May 13 '26

Ah, Switzerland. I came for the gnomes and then I came for the gnomes.

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u/Starthelegend May 13 '26

Brother you just made me snort so loud at work

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u/illit1 May 13 '26

in the words of julius caesar; veni, vidi, vici. (i came, i came, i came)

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u/Hour-Confection-9273 May 13 '26

Bitch, you don't gnome

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u/davyp82 May 13 '26

The gnome is obliged to only use one hand and keep the other one free to service you

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u/TheAbstracted May 13 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/TIYLS May 13 '26

Brb moving to Switzerland

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u/BigLlamasHouse May 13 '26

I thought his name was Rules And Conformity

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u/Elyvagar May 13 '26

How primitive. You let your nature spirits still torture you like that? We have them under control here in Bavaria for centuries.

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u/seven3true May 13 '26

Don't let the word gnome fool you. It's huge! it's a misgnomer

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u/Usual-Carrot6352 May 13 '26

After 5days, 5weeks, 5months or 5Years its difficult to live there.

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor May 13 '26

What's the catch?

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u/ChargeSpiritual5317 May 13 '26

Some people pay for that 

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u/romansamurai May 13 '26

Stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 May 13 '26

Strangle harder erwüwu :P

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u/FiniteOtter May 13 '26

Are we allowed to jork it during the strangulation? Asking for a friend.

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u/Spaded85 May 13 '26

Don't kink shame me.

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u/PapaMcMooseTits May 13 '26

Sounds kinky...