r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LAngelo-Misterioso • Jun 26 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Took some time off to enjoy the pool

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I had taken this week off work and expected to be able to enjoy the pool. The lease says we are to pay $150/month for weekly pool cleaning services but they didn’t come out this week and barely cleaned last week. Come to find out the landlord is “in between pool cleaners” and didn’t tell us.

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u/LAngelo-Misterioso Jun 26 '26

You think they know a guy?

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u/Euphoric-Sun5317 Jun 26 '26

Hey! That's unfair. It will look nice for at least three, maybe even three and a half days.

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u/wafflefulafel Jun 26 '26

And, in this economy, that's really all you can ask.

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven Jun 26 '26

If they need to get a fence around it they know a guy for that too.

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u/kansai2kansas Jun 26 '26

What about if we need to rent venue at Four Seasons for a press conference?

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u/nanomolar Jun 26 '26

TBF they did hire a company called "Greenwater Services"

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u/kelpyb1 Jun 26 '26

No no no. They’d improve it with paint chips peeling up

And also you face treason if you point out the paint

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u/purplebrown_updown Jun 26 '26

I bet the OP did it and blames the owner.

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u/GodisanAtheistOG Jun 26 '26

More like if you want it to have floating fiberglass chips too.

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u/Moose_Nuts Jun 26 '26

The same way except with added peeled paint sheets!

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u/b1ack1323 Jun 26 '26

That’s unreasonable. They could add paint chips for free.

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u/Enraged_Meat Jun 26 '26

You guys bitching about the reflection pool are so dumb.

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u/JustDave62 Jun 26 '26

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u/fromouterspace1 Jun 26 '26

The temu my pillow guy

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u/gungshpxre Jun 26 '26

He's the guy that bribed James Traficant then turned rat.

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u/AcceptableAd208 Jun 26 '26

Instead of that cigar he could've bought another box of dye for those brows.

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u/archercc81 Jun 26 '26

Yeah, he looks like a batman villain.

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u/Grantsdale Jun 26 '26

Temu Penguin

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u/WifesPOSH Jun 26 '26

Did you drive a motorcade over your pool before filling it up?

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u/OriginalCrawnick Jun 26 '26

Best we can do is a bunch of 1 gal bottles of hydrogen peroxide.

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u/justlooking013 Jun 26 '26

Yes but I wouldn’t call him

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u/ZappBrannigansLaw Jun 26 '26

We assumed that you used the same guy

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u/julz1789 Jun 26 '26

No but call them anyway

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u/Mateorabi Jun 26 '26

He’ll be expensive though 

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u/Salmonman4 Jun 26 '26

I hear they are planning on draining a swamp of some kind

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u/Enough-Collection-98 Jun 26 '26

Yeah. I hear he’s an expert pool builder who has fixed the reflecting people for good, unlike the failed and extremely costly attempt by his predecessors. It says so right in the briefing!

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u/Foodspec Jun 26 '26

Yea, but not a great one

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u/Lake_Apart Jun 26 '26

It’ll only cost you a few million and it will look worse when they’re done

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Jun 26 '26

Yep! This guy 👆

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u/Nnyinside Jun 26 '26

I think your landlord is already using their guy.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jun 26 '26

They may already HAVE the same guy.

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u/Lord-Bridger Jun 26 '26

Do they know the right guy?

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u/Rocklobster92 Jun 26 '26

No, they're going to blame you and arrest you for saying anything bad about the pool.

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u/sejoki_ Jun 26 '26

They might know a guy, but they might also tell you that the "Antifa organizationTM" vanalized your pool.

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u/National_Cranberry47 Jun 26 '26

Yep, but don’t think about taking a butter knife with you while you swim. The paint will literally fall off the walls if it sees any kind of knife.

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u/essuxs Jun 26 '26

No they don’t

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u/Sweet_Mango- Jun 27 '26

American blue baby 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

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u/Ressy02 Jun 27 '26

Yes, do you have $14 million?