r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LAngelo-Misterioso • Jun 26 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Took some time off to enjoy the pool

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I had taken this week off work and expected to be able to enjoy the pool. The lease says we are to pay $150/month for weekly pool cleaning services but they didn’t come out this week and barely cleaned last week. Come to find out the landlord is “in between pool cleaners” and didn’t tell us.

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u/-hellozukohere- Jun 26 '26

Don’t listen to this guy, I can fix it for no less than $13 million. 

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u/Paulpoleon Jun 26 '26

Don’t listen to either of them. I will fuck it up for $14 million and blame it on antifa.

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u/belac4862 Jun 26 '26

Does it come with knife proof slash resistant liner?

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u/jhotenko Jun 26 '26

Yes, but the warranty is void if the slash is 200... 250... no, 300 feet long.

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u/ButtoftheYoke Jun 26 '26

I am so confident in my product that I will demonstrate its strength by driving a motorcade over it

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u/DSharp018 Jun 26 '26

Mess it up for $14m, claim $30m in damages, get $200m in “donations” from rich buddies, and then claim they ran out of money and the tax payers are on the hook for $400m, which will later be revised to $1.2b.

Just like the founding fathers Dewey, Chetum, and Howe intended.

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u/The_Titam Jun 26 '26

Don't listen to these guys. I inspect pools for a living and have my own pool. I will fix it for exactly 13 million.