Found in Five Below. (OC)

Did a search and never saw this posted here, the YouTube algorithm gave me a great one day.

One time my friend said to me "the weather is trippy." And I said "Maybe it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy. And then I thought- Man. I should've just said "yeah."

Apparently the two halves ain’t supposed to touch.

So where do you see yourself in one year? "Celebrating the first year anniversary of you asking me this question."

Interviewer thought it was hilarious and actually wrote it down

I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your cat, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what cat are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"