r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Those people about to get a first-hand experience of 'raw milk' when they start taking excess testosterone (hyperprolactinemia-induced male lactation for those who want a rabbit-hole read).

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u/GhostofZellers Jul 15 '26

"Milk me, Cletus", said Billy-Bob.

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u/HeidiDover Jul 15 '26

This made me laugh so hard.

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u/LadyPo Jul 15 '26

crucial battlefield sustenance for the soldiers, all (big) natural

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u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 15 '26

If you're Byron Noem that's an upside

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 Jul 15 '26

Homelander loves your comment.

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u/martuz_cn Jul 15 '26

Gotta have a PCT if you’re on cycle.

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u/NanDemoNee Jul 15 '26

No thanks!

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u/VintageLunchMeat Jul 16 '26

My Kegseth-Bannon AO3 slash is light-years ahead of you. 🫡