r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/Ariliths Jul 15 '26

Can you imagine a swarm of roided up men… on a boat… for a prolonged period of time. Only men, on roids, this is sounds like prison but with everyone having a teenage sex drive and prolapsed anuses

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u/hymie0 Maryland Jul 15 '26

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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u/Amerizilian Jul 15 '26

*chef's kiss

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u/Lich180 Jul 15 '26

That's all of their wet dreams, they are so repressed they can't help but let their inner desires show through. 

Look at Trump and his "jerking off ghosts" dance. 

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u/bill-of-rights Jul 15 '26

Thankfully, lube is available in the Ship's Store.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO Jul 15 '26

It’s gonna be a lot of crazy men beating up the 2 sane guys who are desperately trying to keep people from smoking with the ammo or something

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u/Cador0223 Jul 15 '26

With raisins for testicles.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO Jul 15 '26

Theyre normally raisiny when it’s cold

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u/s00pafly Jul 15 '26

I've read stories from guys blasting tren. It's gonna be interesting.

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u/mikeholczer Jul 16 '26

And weapons