r/programmingmemes Jul 24 '26

When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 23 '26

found a gem on glibc source code

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809 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 20 '26

Had to make sure they aren't duplicate

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45 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 19 '26

Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue

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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!

Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.


r/programmingmemes Jul 19 '26

We are so fast now, delivering real value

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Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience? 

"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"

"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!" 

"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now". 

Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.

Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery. 


r/programmingmemes Jul 18 '26

Only in the tech world!

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272 Upvotes

The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy


r/programmingmemes Jul 16 '26

Carma not found

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35 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 15 '26

OCP in a nutshell

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24 Upvotes

it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?


r/programmingmemes Jul 12 '26

Stackoverflow

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6.1k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 12 '26

Title

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r/programmingmemes Jul 08 '26

A weird nostalgia has hit me these days

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1.4k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 07 '26

indentation

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142 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 05 '26

Throwing Exceptions is my passion!

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70 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 03 '26

Debug in Peace

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362 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 02 '26

Writing confluence docs Spoiler

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19 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 01 '26

Every Time

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170 Upvotes

We've all been there. Every time something goes wrong, a bug ticket is raised. Merge issue in one of your environments? Bug. Amazon went down during testing? Bug. The QA's computer shut down due to Windows automatic updates? Bug.


r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

Packet Loss Is a State of Mind

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422 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

Hi guys, my first SaaS calculator, how much should I charge?

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1.0k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

We are not the same

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121 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 29 '26

Where are they?

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2.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 27 '26

My code on production

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533 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 27 '26

Interview question nobody is prepared for

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 24 '26

Senior Dev Starter Pack

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752 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 22 '26

Internal Server Terror

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1.5k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 21 '26

aDayAsAVibeCoder

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1.6k Upvotes