r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Bdaysy • 14h ago
How to make money
Hi everyone, I’m skint atm and I need a way to make money without spending any at all
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/thelightbehindureyes • 3d ago
No more. Done. Stop the spamming.
Old posts will be locked if people try to source.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Key_Ranger7402 • Jun 23 '26
I'm always seeing posts on this subreddit that are like, "I need $400 by the end of the week, help???" Like, YOU KNOW what you have to do to come across some money quickly....
And whenever I say this, I hear common excuses like:
Excuse: "What?! I'm not gay! I'm not attracted to men, I would never do that!!"
My rebuttal: There are so many lesbian women that are NOT attracted to men at all, that are sex workers/escorts/prostitutes, because they know they need to get to the money quickly. They are literally "straight for pay." It is possible for you to be "gay for pay." It’s called being able to compartmentalize and mentally detatch. Train your brain to do it. You can tell yourself that this is just work, like any other job.
Excuse: "I don't wanna put anything in my butt...."
My rebuttal: I get that. But do you think you're above getting on your knees and sucking some dick? You might have to suck a couple dicks... but do you need this money or NOT?!
I will always be pro sex work. It is definitely a dangerous industry, but hey, if you're on the verge of homelessness or something, nothing is above selling your butt or sucking some cock. Male sex workers and escorts are in high demand, it's not just women. Hell, you don't even have to be a super attractive guy! If you lock in, you'll be up by a couple hundred dollars by the end of the week.
And don't start with the "religious reasons," or the "I don't wanna go to Hell for doing that," I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THAT. Ask God for forgiveness, He knows that you're down on your luck financially and on the verge of eviction. Repent and compartmentalize. Do you need this money or NOT?!
Btw, there are many ways to protect yourself from sexually transmitted diseases, because I know the comments are gonna start... as if we don't live in a modern world (depending on the country you live in) where HIV prevention medications like PreP exists, and access to condoms.
The risk is not completely zero percent unfortunately, but that's the risk that all sex workers take, both men and women. Honestly, that's the risk that ALL people that are sexually active take. The risk of getting an STD is never fully zero percent, as long as you are engaging in sex with other people, paid or not paid, period. Protect yourself as best as you possibly can.
I understand that Reddit is worldwide though... if you're in a country where you could be killed or jailed for doing anything homosexual as a man... forget what I said. But if you're in a first world country?!?! COME ON NOW. Do you need this money or NOTTTTTTT!
Edit: I also don't want to hear anything about morals.
"I can't just degrade myself like that, I have morals and standards!"
Do you think you're above engaging in sex work?! The repo man is going to come repossess your car any day now. You'll wake up in the morning and your car will not be outside. I'm begging you to humble yourself. Your past due bills are begging you to humble yourself.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Bdaysy • 14h ago
Hi everyone, I’m skint atm and I need a way to make money without spending any at all
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/maxy0007 • 2d ago
Ok team,I need your help.
Bit of background. I have an adult and their 3 children (my grandkids) living with me and their biological grandmother. On Saturdays the other parents mother picks the kids up for the weekend.
This bitch hates me. I've never done a thing to her in my life. I think it's because I'm a "step" grandparent.
It doesn't matter what clothes we put the kids in she changes them in the car before they leave the driveway.
She sends photos of bruises to my child asking what has happened. She must check their bodies with a magnifying glass when they get back to her house. If there are bruises it's kids stuff from running around and playing.
She has told the grandkids to ring her if they aren't getting showered - WTF? They are showered or bathed everyday.
When they are at grandmas they get put in time out if they call their parent or answer a call from her on their ipad.
I packed their school lunch last week as their parent was in the hospital. Grandma picked them up from our house to take them to school. She took photos of their lunch boxes and sent them to my adult child in hospital asking where all the food was.
The worst thing for me is they are told I am not their grandparent constantly, I'm nothing to the grandkids. This shits me because the kids love me to bits as I do them, and it must confuse them. Why hurt them because of her pettiness.
We picked the kids up from school today and took them to an appointment. I said "hi I'm grandparent"
One of the kids said no you're not you're my name.
So now I've had a gutful after 4 years and would like to sign her up to anything that will annoy the shit out of her. I have her phone number and physical address but not her email.
Hit me with the best things I can sign her up for that will inconvenience her.
Sorry this is so long.. I'm just so angry and sad right now.
Edit: OK, so far she's getting calls and mail for car, house and health insurance.
She's also getting a number of adult diapers sent to her for free. 😂
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Accurate_Secret_3800 • 20h ago
So as everyone can read from the title I was an asshole. I cheated upwards off 8 times in the span of 6 months. She found out last week and decided to break up with me, I was truly devastated since she was my favorite person in the world (the other bitches was just for sex). Today I saw a picture of her and a new guy, truly upset me and made my stomach turn. How can I stop her from moving on and come back to me?
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Conscious-Rabbit-829 • 2d ago
Interesting… but apparently it works.
My friend who works on cars for a living at a local body shop told me this. If you go to any junk or salvage yard that allows you to buy parts, you can get more than just parts and totaled vehicles (to scrap from). You can ALSO get ez passes and handicap placards! He has a permanent handicap placard he got years ago in a junkyard. Has never been questioned about it. Also, he uses an ez pass that has never been billed to him. He obtained it from a different junk yard before moving to PA. Most of these junkyards are in small towns.
I assume, he gets whatever is in the car if he buys the entire thing to scrap parts from. I don’t believe he goes there looking for handicap placards and ez passes lol 😂. It just comes with whatever he’s searching for at the moment (conveniently).
In bigger cities, I bet you can get different things such as fobs for local garages people might’ve had access to. Many companies don’t disable things - they just give you another one lol.
Thoughts? Any other things you’ve gotten at a junk/salvage yard?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Old-Improvement8256 • 1d ago
I’ve got 30/500mg co-codamol tablets, I’ve heard something about cold water extraction or something. All help much appreciated
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Moist-Cattle-1845 • 1d ago
lost mine and waiting for a new id but need new stuff while waiting
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/weedman42071 • 2d ago
I've been out of food for 3 days now and idk what to do any advice for how to get a free meal? Any advice is appreciated Tia
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/HereForThePositives • 3d ago
I am having a horrible come down from cocaine. I stopped over an hour ago and my heart is still pounding. I took 2mg of Xanax and 1mg of Klonopin. I am trying to eat something and drinking lots of water. Nothing is helping. Will drinking a 8% 24 ounce beer help? My stomach is the main issue along with my rapid heart beat
Update. Feeling so much better. Just wish I could sleep right now. 7am comes quickly...
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/RickC174 • 2d ago
I've been wanting to buy Marlboro vistas or mevius but sadly the Eu is not the best place to find any
Where do y'all get them?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/danielle216 • 3d ago
Edited to add, my antidepressant is a TCA, not SSRI if that makes any difference
So last weekend I tried an acid trip with a line of md….felt nothing.
This weekend tried 2 tabs and 2 lines, still nothing.
I’m on antidepressants if that helps.
I’d love to be able to really feel and see things!
Any ideas?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Big-Pension-9162 • 2d ago
I am 17 not allowed to smoke but i smoke everyday how do i hide or get rid of the red eyes
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Commercial_Door_933 • 4d ago
I got an account statement in the mail the other day, from my time working in a union. The statement said I have around $300 in my HRA (Health Reimbursement Account). I contacted the benefits office to inquire as to how I could get my hands on these much needed funds. This their response:
“When submitting we will need your explanation of benefits from your current insurance plan to prove that you have coverage. Please include the EOB, the HRA form attached and the receipt showing your payment.”
I pressed further asking if the funds could be used for glasses or OTC meds and this was the response: “Yes can be applied to glasses as long as you have the itemized receipt that has your breakdown of charges specialized to you and that you paid it.
OTC medication cannot be reimbursed since this is not a Health Savings Account. Only prescription medications. The receipts must be itemized unless it's a medical claim then we need the explanation of benefits from your insurance company. “
So my question to you fine, slightly shady people is this: How do I get my hands on that sweet sweet cash? Of course I could always forge a receipt- but I don’t know to what extent they check up on these things, or how easy it is to be spotted as a fraud. Help a brother out!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Old-Improvement8256 • 4d ago
Somebody told me if I just pay a months apple care I can get a new screen for free then cancel the subscription for the apple care. Is this true as my screen is cutting me up with the glass coming off it.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/phnxlp • 4d ago
So, here to tell a story.
The first week of August I ordered from Amazon a gift for my sister (20 dollars peluche) but someone stole it from me, the courier left inside the condo without knocking or calling and someone took the package and went away.
Now I went to the customer service and compiled the "report" if you can call that. They just brushed off and said something on the line of "try again next week". The next week I submitted the request again and they just gave me back the money, no asking no nothing.
I know it's probably a known thing but wtf? Next time imma just buy a camera and say "well someone TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ME stole my camera, can you please give me my 1.5k back? Please it was NOT ME".
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Lonely_Rough_1368 • 6d ago
The guy made 2.2 million dollars in 2024. Unfortunately, this sub doesn't allow attachments, so I can't post the video explaining it. But what are your thoughts on the business idea?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/OwnTransportation906 • 7d ago
So the cops haven’t found him yet, it’s so irritating, thousands of flock cameras and AI databases and they can’t find him?
i have photos , how do i find him? do you guys want me to post him ? KC MO
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Cerametary • 7d ago
If the criminals are getting away with all the crime, how can you crime them back? No suggestions too big or too small. Go nuts.