r/Sinkpissers • u/Active_Oil_7037 • 1d ago
Discussion Got caught sinkpissing at work.
This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so he saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.
My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.
Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.
I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.