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u/AH_leeMACK 2h ago
There you are, shitting peacefully in the woods.......
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u/BigMack6911 2h ago
She thinks she was scared? That poor man must have been terrified 🤣 Scared the shit right back in him
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u/HillInTheDistance 41m ago
That man still tells the story of the time he was taking a shit in the woods and thought he was about to be eaten by a mountain lion, only to realise he was running in terror from a terrified young girl.
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u/executive313 37m ago
If this is real imagine being that dude, out hiking, had to shit, you hide people pass you by then start screaming so now you gotta think there is a bear or a mountain lion or something so you gotta move forget wiping it's running time. You make it out of the bushes only to hear the scream change to real fear as you fall and think oh God the bear got her. You stand up pulling up your pants and realize she was just a stupid wanna be influencer and now that moment is on the Internet forever.
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u/Hoff93 2h ago
I’ve been backpacking alone before and searched for hours to find a decent flat spot to camp. Finally found one, set up the tent, ate some mushrooms, had a dump come on. Relax against a log and start pooping. Then out of nowhere two very hot 20 year old girls start passing by and talking to me, asking me where I’m headed and continuing conversation way too long until they finally realized I was shitting. They eventually get out of sight and I go back to it and a couple comes walking up and I’m like fucking kill me. Turns out I was pretty close to a designated trail
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u/Rude-Subject9133 1h ago
Oh my god 😭 the realization that you were basically camping next to a trail must have been devastating
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u/Flimsy6769 50m ago
How did they not realize you didn’t have pants on?
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u/AtlantianAdmiral 41m ago
I mean, with the mushrooms, maybe his pants were still on. 😅 (I am sure thats not the case but it makes the discovery so much more horrifying when you picture that haha.)
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u/30MorgheAfraaz 29m ago
Or maybe the two hot girls were actually a couple of deer
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u/AtlantianAdmiral 21m ago
Oh man, you might be right! Hahaha. I mean, I once had some edibles and Twisted Teas and thoughts a flamboyant gay man in a pink sweater and holding a set of golf clubs jogged through my backyard while I was grilling and said "Don't mind me! Just looking for the corner of the building!" ...girlfriend swears that never happened.
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u/jcoddinc 2h ago
Who said staged videos can't be funny
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u/SkitzKxnt 2h ago
I dunno man, that scream goes from "I'm filming myself scream" to "omfg what/who is that" pretty fast
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u/Ok_Sea_5823 2h ago
Exactly 😂 staged or not, that transition in the scream is absolutely killing me
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u/tatianazr 2h ago
As a woman, I can vouch that it was a proper transition scream
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u/Few-Cheesecake5175 1h ago
You can literally hear the moment she stop performing and actually started panicking. 😂
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u/Tronkfool 2h ago
I nose aired vigorously
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u/Objective_Soup7840 2h ago
I did the same at your comment.
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u/dontipitova9 1h ago edited 1h ago
I let out the hardest silent laugh at your comment
Edit: missing word
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u/Objective_Soup7840 1h ago
Thats fine as long as it was hard.
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u/dontipitova9 1h ago
I just noticed that I missed the LAUGH in my comment. My brain is too fast for my eyes lool
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u/krazykieffer 1h ago
This actually happened to me 25 years ago. We had a man made BMX dirt park on unused land in the woods. The cops would kick us out sometimes but once before cell phones a guy jumped out like a hillbilly would jacking it. We tried to beat him up while he was pulling up his pants but whatever drug he was on turned him into an olympic sprinter.
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u/PerfectTea2201 2h ago
You unlocking a new trauma? My guy shitting in the woods will never be the same after that.
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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 2h ago
When you realize you are the villain in someone else's story
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u/castaneda_martin 4m ago
"There I was not in my finest moment an hour after eating roadside fried fish, and thought I found a secluded area...."
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u/YoucantdothatonTV 1h ago
Guy just minding his own business then Bjork has to scare the shit out of him.
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u/Cheacky 2h ago
Funny But wrong sub
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u/lunalovebands 2h ago
I played it on mute first and it looked like the woman is farting
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u/QuantumButtz 2h ago
Reminds me of a time in high school when I was walking through the woods with some friends. Suddenly one friend screams "ahhhh! There's a bomb! Run" and takes off running. We all bolted with him thinking we were going to get blown up.
Turns out he was screaming "ahhhh! It's a bum! Run!"
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u/robby_synclair 2h ago
Even if this was real the highway is right there. Going 100 feet away from the highway isnt going into the woods. It's also probably not the best idea for people to be screaming like this in this spot regardless of whether a homeless guy was pooping.
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u/Left-Yak-1090 1h ago
Given how close they are to the road, it may well have been a truck driver or something lol
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u/dangerousp00l 1h ago
If this is real what kinda dumb-dumb does this trend where they can still see the highway through the trees
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u/AtlantianAdmiral 40m ago
There's a video exactly like this and now I'm questioning if one or both are staged. I hate that people copy content...
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u/toomanyukes 36m ago
One time, I was cycling to work through a park, and there was a dude standing by the shore, fake-laughing to himself at the top of his lungs.
Only saw him the one time. Maybe it worked.
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u/Any_Meet5930 2h ago edited 2h ago
Cant take a dump in peace