r/Wellthatsucks 2h ago

Trauma dump

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u/Any_Meet5930 2h ago edited 2h ago

Cant take a dump in peace

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u/Cesarjay 2h ago

They should've dug a whole

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u/Ok_Sea_5823 2h ago

Not a whole hole

u/Undercover_Dave 4m ago

A whole what?

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Cesarjay 2h ago

Playing off the guy saying piece boss

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u/Unclerojelio 2h ago

Peace.

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u/Any_Meet5930 2h ago

Just changed, thanks

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u/Unclerojelio 2h ago

Glad to help.

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u/LogOk3915 1h ago

I just want to poop without being perceived

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u/AH_leeMACK 2h ago

There you are, shitting peacefully in the woods.......

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u/Few-Cheesecake5175 1h ago

And someone distracted him

u/30MorgheAfraaz 30m ago

If you're constipated this might actually be exactly what you need!

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u/Infinite_Wave4159 1h ago

A person can’t even have five minutes of solitude.

u/azsnaz 26m ago

Shiah Lebouf

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u/BigMack6911 2h ago

She thinks she was scared? That poor man must have been terrified 🤣 Scared the shit right back in him

u/HillInTheDistance 41m ago

That man still tells the story of the time he was taking a shit in the woods and thought he was about to be eaten by a mountain lion, only to realise he was running in terror from a terrified young girl.

u/executive313 37m ago

If this is real imagine being that dude, out hiking, had to shit, you hide people pass you by then start screaming so now you gotta think there is a bear or a mountain lion or something so you gotta move forget wiping it's running time. You make it out of the bushes only to hear the scream change to real fear as you fall and think oh God the bear got her. You stand up pulling up your pants and realize she was just a stupid wanna be influencer and now that moment is on the Internet forever.

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u/Hoff93 2h ago

I’ve been backpacking alone before and searched for hours to find a decent flat spot to camp. Finally found one, set up the tent, ate some mushrooms, had a dump come on. Relax against a log and start pooping. Then out of nowhere two very hot 20 year old girls start passing by and talking to me, asking me where I’m headed and continuing conversation way too long until they finally realized I was shitting. They eventually get out of sight and I go back to it and a couple comes walking up and I’m like fucking kill me. Turns out I was pretty close to a designated trail

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u/Rude-Subject9133 1h ago

Oh my god 😭 the realization that you were basically camping next to a trail must have been devastating

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u/pumpe88 1h ago

This story has me dying right now 

u/Flimsy6769 50m ago

How did they not realize you didn’t have pants on?

u/AtlantianAdmiral 41m ago

I mean, with the mushrooms, maybe his pants were still on. 😅 (I am sure thats not the case but it makes the discovery so much more horrifying when you picture that haha.)

u/30MorgheAfraaz 29m ago

Or maybe the two hot girls were actually a couple of deer

u/AtlantianAdmiral 21m ago

Oh man, you might be right! Hahaha. I mean, I once had some edibles and Twisted Teas and thoughts a flamboyant gay man in a pink sweater and holding a set of golf clubs jogged through my backyard while I was grilling and said "Don't mind me! Just looking for the corner of the building!" ...girlfriend swears that never happened.

u/tristan1616 6m ago

I would've hit em with this mid squat

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lk1IcVgqPLkA

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u/jcoddinc 2h ago

Who said staged videos can't be funny

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u/SkitzKxnt 2h ago

I dunno man, that scream goes from "I'm filming myself scream" to "omfg what/who is that" pretty fast

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u/Ok_Sea_5823 2h ago

Exactly 😂 staged or not, that transition in the scream is absolutely killing me

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u/tatianazr 2h ago

As a woman, I can vouch that it was a proper transition scream

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u/Few-Cheesecake5175 1h ago

You can literally hear the moment she stop performing and actually started panicking. 😂

u/Berethlise 38m ago

It's staged, I've seen two videos like this before. Still find it funny btw.

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u/Tronkfool 2h ago

I nose aired vigorously

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u/Objective_Soup7840 2h ago

I did the same at your comment.

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u/dontipitova9 1h ago edited 1h ago

I let out the hardest silent laugh at your comment

Edit: missing word

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u/Objective_Soup7840 1h ago

Thats fine as long as it was hard.

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u/dontipitova9 1h ago

I just noticed that I missed the LAUGH in my comment. My brain is too fast for my eyes lool

u/Objective_Soup7840 53m ago

Haha hey man, I'll take a silent, but it better be damn hard!

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u/Abnatural 1h ago

this one wasn't staged but there have been many copy cats which are easy to spot

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u/ripyourlungsdave 2h ago

Stupid people who don't know that television isn't real.

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u/krazykieffer 1h ago

This actually happened to me 25 years ago. We had a man made BMX dirt park on unused land in the woods. The cops would kick us out sometimes but once before cell phones a guy jumped out like a hillbilly would jacking it. We tried to beat him up while he was pulling up his pants but whatever drug he was on turned him into an olympic sprinter.

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u/PerfectTea2201 2h ago

You unlocking a new trauma? My guy shitting in the woods will never be the same after that.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 1h ago

That was the best laugh ive had in ages.

That poor dude.

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u/Rude-Subject9133 1h ago

I would simply have to change my name and start a new life after that

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 2h ago

When you realize you are the villain in someone else's story

u/castaneda_martin 4m ago

"There I was not in my finest moment an hour after eating roadside fried fish, and thought I found a secluded area...."

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u/Wise_Task_8817 2h ago

The blair witch project looks different here.

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u/mulukmedia 2h ago

the blair shit project

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u/YoucantdothatonTV 1h ago

Guy just minding his own business then Bjork has to scare the shit out of him.

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u/Icy-Schedule-234 1h ago

He had to run with the shit

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u/Cheacky 2h ago

Funny But wrong sub

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u/lunalovebands 2h ago

I played it on mute first and it looked like the woman is farting

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u/LogOk3915 1h ago

The mute version tells a different story.

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u/ali-n 1h ago

The title is accurate, regardless.

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u/skadoodlee 2h ago

i think this is totally real

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u/Infinite_Wave4159 1h ago

I thought it was staged at first, but that reaction sold me.

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u/QuantumButtz 2h ago

Reminds me of a time in high school when I was walking through the woods with some friends. Suddenly one friend screams "ahhhh! There's a bomb! Run" and takes off running. We all bolted with him thinking we were going to get blown up.

Turns out he was screaming "ahhhh! It's a bum! Run!"

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u/robby_synclair 2h ago

Even if this was real the highway is right there. Going 100 feet away from the highway isnt going into the woods. It's also probably not the best idea for people to be screaming like this in this spot regardless of whether a homeless guy was pooping.

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u/Left-Yak-1090 1h ago

Given how close they are to the road, it may well have been a truck driver or something lol

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u/dangerousp00l 1h ago

If this is real what kinda dumb-dumb does this trend where they can still see the highway through the trees

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u/Desperate-Camera4325 1h ago

Wheres George Carlin. Ive finally seen it!

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u/tiandrad 1h ago

Scared the shit out of him.

u/Think_Bluebird_4804 47m ago

I need the shitters POV video now

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u/jnnad 2h ago

"if a guy alshits in the woods while a woman screams, is a dog sad" 😉

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1h ago

When you eat a hotdog, you become the hotdog

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u/Prize_Ad3415 2h ago

yeah trauma dumps usually hit different than regular ones

u/AtlantianAdmiral 40m ago

There's a video exactly like this and now I'm questioning if one or both are staged. I hate that people copy content...

u/toomanyukes 36m ago

One time, I was cycling to work through a park, and there was a dude standing by the shore, fake-laughing to himself at the top of his lungs.

Only saw him the one time. Maybe it worked.

u/A-H1N1 14m ago

trauma DUMP, took me way to long to get that...

u/mudkripple 8m ago

Probably staged? But if so very well acted. I'm dead

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u/Ok-Swimmer-8338 2h ago

Oh man. If this is real…. Poor guy fell with his pants around his ankles. 

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u/IlexPauciflora 2h ago

God forbid sketch comedy continues existing

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