I was just trying to figure out why this sub keeps popping up in my feed, am I doing it right? 😅

Like my wallpaper?

If no comments show up other than automod everyone agrees unanimously.

edit: mods bow to one king it would seem

why the internet must have fucking rules, what are we a CIVILIZED society

this is absurd

down with the old internet

fuck your rule

fuck the guy that sang the internet song I hate him

It's the only thing I got at the moment

Carrying a gun for self defense is pointless, instead i carry my five dollar clicker with me. By just making it known that I possess a clicker, I instantly recieve a armor of puppy girls waiting to be trained in the arts of combat, defense, and body guarding. I can lift a hand, and sic them on anyone who dares attack me.

One time I was walking through "Get Mugged and shot in the left foot" alley, when a mugger came around the corner and prepared to shoot me in the left foot. All I had to do was raise my clicker in the air, and like a army of feral dogs, the local puppy girl population rushed to my aid and trampled the mugger to death.

There is one downside though. I now cannot go anyplace alone, for the puppy girls know of my clicker, and are drawn to it as if it were the one ring. Mayhaps I must cast it to where it was forged... petco...