r/2007scape AFK at the keyboard. 10h ago

Suggestion Jagex, please fix.

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Also, while we are at it. Why do random NPCs get new hairstyles and our character do not?

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u/poonmangler 9h ago

Sure ain't a lot of support here for a community that claims to love fashionscape and integrity changes

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u/Septem_151 Zeah-locked Enjoyer 4h ago

330 upvotes is quite a bit of support for this community.

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u/ThermyWermy 4h ago

I like when the hair does that. Completes the pirate vibe when wearing an eyepatch.

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u/ShakimTheClown 5h ago edited 5h ago

More effort was put into Ros and Gwyna, the Barracuda Trial NPCs, than into the entire body type B.

They get cool hair, accessories, glasses.
We get two handed weapons that clip through our wrists instead of our hands.

It is a tragedy.

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u/Faerielands 4h ago

Such cute hairstyles!

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u/dusk3s 3h ago

I just wanna hold my blue moon spear without one hand just floating 😭

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u/VioletGothic 4h ago

Omg I haven't done this content but they look so good 😭

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u/Araganor 4h ago

I haven't done the last one yet but talking to her at Jubbly Jive was genuinely a pleasure. The character looks great and the dialogue is very funny! Excited to get my sailing up more ⛵

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u/femmmecel 3h ago

the day we get more hairstyles will be a wonderful day.

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u/ANGEL-PSYCHOSIS btw 2h ago

i can kinda get if some random niche weapon from 2004 that basically no one uses would clip through.

how the fuck they made bis mage megarare not sit right is genuinely insane

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u/moodragonx 3h ago

Not excusing the lack of character customization, but people regularly point these NPC cases out without understanding the player character model is much more difficult to modify due to all the different animations, poses, cutscenes, clothes and armor, etc you character has to be able to do.

These NPCs stand in one place, have the same strict animation sequence and dialogue for all of eternity. Your player has to be able to do a lot more and so adding features there (without adding graphical bugs) is a lot harder.

It should still be possible and could still be worth it and I hope they include stuff like that in upcoming surveys so they can poll the level of interest in making improvements there.

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u/ApothecaryAlyth 2h ago

IMO, updated player models and/or chat heads is one of the absolute least likely things to ever happen in OSRS, though I personally would be down with it. I just think Jagex is probably afraid to ever even pose the idea as there are probably a lot of players who would fear that either (A) this is a slippery slope toward deviating from the "old school aesthetic", or (B) associate any sort of "visual enhancements" with the HD update that was pretty much the immediate precursor to RS2's downfall (even though it absolutely had zero to do with RS2's downfall in and of itself).

And if they ever did poll it, I do think that >30% of the player base would vote no for those exact reasons, whether justified or not.

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u/weirdweakness1 10h ago

I agree with your second point I see npcs with a cool haircut and be like I wanna try that style out too!!

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u/dbmorpher 5h ago

NEW QUEST: Snip Happens
Requirements: None
Talking to the Makeover Mage gives a new option to ask if he needs help with anything. She says yes! He's been thinking about a way to incorporate hairstyle changes into her bodyswapping spell as the guards have complained about him wearing down the already broken Falador wall every time she needs a haircut. Going to the hairdresser, she says she has no idea about a magic spell, but she has heard of a Barberarian Styling method that doesn't use tools. We go to Otto's Grotto, asking about the secret method. As he begins explaining, Otto cuts himself off when he realizes for the first time that he's bald. He tells you "Go away, this is a terrifying development, I have to mull-it over". You return to the Falador hairdresser, who starts to get uncomfortable when you question her motives. It turns out, her and the other two hairdressers (Varrock and Cam Torum) have been pressured to keep haircuts conventional by an underground cabal. She, alongside the other 2 hairdressers each have 1 part of the key to open the cabal's meeting chamber in the basement of the Necromancer Tower south of Ardougne. You get the key, enter the basement, and are confronted by an acolyte of Spahg 'Eti. They have been secretly behind many of the weird events in the world of Gielinor: attaching adhesive to minecarts, casting teleblock spells on capes, stockpiling powerful range weapons in shrubery, and collecting dwarf heads from slayer masters. What for? Zamorak purports to be a lord of chaos, but his followers still adhere to hierarchies and rank. The truest disciple of chaos in the world is the Chaos Fanatic and his object of worship. They desire to summon a god of true chaos, of whom they see the Chaos Elemental as but an fragment of his power. They have gated the hairdressers from any aside from their approved styles because they have been working on a way to use each person's head as a channeling beacon to summon Spahg 'Eti. They were just putting the finishing touches on their research and they decide to use you as a test subject! A cutscene plays where your character cycles through dozens of hairstyles and helmet combinations, the rapid changes cause the world to shift around you, summoning the "True Avatar of Spahg 'Eti". It has the same model and attacks as the Chaos Elemental but colored red with yellow tendrils.

Defeating the avatar disperses the cultists, allowing you wear whatever hairstyle is in the NPC files, with the caveat that you go bald whenever your hair should be visible.

**QUEST COMPLETE*\*

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u/weirdweakness1 3h ago

recruit this guy jagex

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u/Anistyn9251 5h ago

Read the beginning and the end. I’m genuinely concerned how you went from helping a hair stylist to dispersing cultist 🤣

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u/ESAcatboy 8h ago

This isn't broken. It's on purpose to prevent clipping. 

However... Un equip the headband. Go to a barber / your poh dresser. Select the hair you want, then before closing the interface, equip the headband from your inventory. 

You're welcome! 

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u/Higana_ 2376 7h ago

Wow I had no clue this worked!! Thank you!

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u/cottagecore_cats enjoying hcgim 5h ago

Bless you, I am trying this next time!!

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u/Z_Zzz 4h ago

Wdymcant get thisbto work

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u/Higana_ 2376 4h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p77wmhl/video/9hxzhyqa3ymh1/player

It worked for me, just chose the hairstyle u want, apply then click the item as your in the interface.

Thank you OP!

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u/Flowskee 2h ago

Wow that's some forbidden tech. Thanks for sharing!

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u/13trouts 9h ago

Same with halos

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u/Faerielands 6h ago

Yeah we need new hairstyles!

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u/Ok_Perspective_7978 5h ago

I feel like hair styles in general could use some love

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u/Pleasant-Bunch3533 4h ago

This and make hair stick out under ancestral hat. It already does on dragon hai. Do this jagex so I can see my cute little braids, and my life is yours!!!

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u/LukasSTM 7h ago

Yeah.. Where's Gwyna's hair style..

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u/cottagecore_cats enjoying hcgim 5h ago

This has been bothering me for years!!!!!!!!!

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u/Far-Host7803 9h ago

You can do the hair glitch. Put the headband on in the hair menu

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u/Nybbles13 4h ago

Please give us the hairstyle that's in panel 1. The only way to get that is to have headgear on while having the high pony hair.

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u/Nuismus 1h ago

There are way too many that could be improved cosmetically, especially on the female character. I really wish they'd do a big update (call it a sweep-up) where they'd look at all these things.

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u/chol3ric 5h ago

same with afro's, why is my afro nerfed with almost all headgear but i can still manually unnerf it by going exiting the hairdresser interface by equipping the head slot item smh

you could probably do this for this style too btw

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u/OsyxRunescape 30m ago

Does that with the halos and cat ears too, dont like how it pushes the hair down so much usually dont have anything in the helm slot for fashionscape

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u/Kytherz 25m ago

why the hell dont we have new hairs and clothes and stuff

come on jamflex, they already exist

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u/Tough_Brain7982 1h ago

Yes I now too crave the 80 headband + ponytail in correct form

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u/Mental_Tea_4084 5h ago

NPCs can easily get custom hairstyles, because they don't have to be made compatible with every headgear in the game. As you are seeing in your original post.

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u/Oliveine 9h ago

Some hairstyles just have a different shorter version used when wearing head gear, it's not broken. Maybe it's done because it could cause weird clipping otherwise? I honestly prefer it the way it is

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u/mossabt13 4h ago

Too much dev time for nothing. Not acceptable update.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 3h ago

Gonna need this to be polled before any updates