prompt copied from another sub lololol

You must take the entirety of New Jsrsey and we get whatever that thing is that is circled on the map, as always. It is a pleasure doing business with suckers... I mean valued trading partners.

Honorary Aryan (Indian), Mayor of Old York City, and Supreme Leader of Mamdanistan Zohran Mamdani has achieved supreme enlightenment of a human politician into a supreme deity over the dalit (all of us coz he fixed potholes and NYC drainage) that fellow aryans of the philippino race in Manila are requesting his assistance! Mabuhay!

- Both fought for freedom: Rizal fought for Filipino emancipation from Spanish colonial rule, while Eren fought for the freedom of Paradis from the forces threatening it.
- Both were shaped by the “walls” around them: Rizal grew up within the Spanish colonial order, with Intramuros symbolizing the power structure that confined Filipinos; Eren literally grew up behind the Walls of Paradis.
- Both evolved because of the world they were born into: Neither began as the figure they ultimately became. Their experiences with oppression, violence, and an unjust system transformed their understanding of freedom and pushed them toward radical action.
Both had their homes invaded by foreign powers: Rizal witnessed the Philippines under Spanish colonial domination, while Eren’s homeland was threatened and attacked by forces from beyond Paradis.
- Both used their unique abilities to move and influence others: Rizal wielded the pen, novels, and political writings to awaken Filipino consciousness; Eren used the Founding Titan to exert influence over Eldians and reshape the course of history.
- Both became symbols of revolution: Their actions went beyond themselves: Rizal became an intellectual symbol of Filipino nationalism, while Eren became the central figure around whom a radical movement for Paradis’s survival and freedom formed.
- Both ultimately became products of the systems they sought to challenge: The very world that oppressed them helped create the men capable of challenging it. In that sense, both are simultaneously products of their time and rebels against it.
- And both were opposed by a “last Spaniard” figure: Guerrero’s “The Last Spaniard” can be compared to Reiner Braun: a figure shaped by the same oppressive world, positioned against the protagonist, yet ultimately one of the few who outlasts him.

EDIT: AND THEY BOTH HAD BADDIES ALL OVER THEM

Wtf is this shit man?

Sige if the boomers wanna play the regulation game. Sige pataasan tayo ng ihi ban pati action sine at Cocoslop