r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • Jul 28 '26
The common ork cold
Boyz, wot'z-- *AGHUEH!* -wot'z gowin' on? nun uv uss kan say WAA-*KOFF* we'z kan't yell no mowah!
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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes Jul 28 '26
DAT’S MORK’S BLESSING, E’Z GIVIN’ YOUZ A SIGN TA BE ALL SNEEKY LIKE! ITZ PROPPA ‘ARD WIFF DA COFF THOUGH.
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 28 '26
Roit... stelfy... WEN OI'Z MAYKIN' DEEZ ZOGGIN' NOYZIZ WOT ENT EVEN WAAA- HAKK HAKK.
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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY Jul 28 '26
OI 'AD A GROT ACT LOIKE DAT ONCE. DA PAINBOY CHOPPED ITZ 'EAD OFF AND SEWED IT BACK ON AGAIN. IT STOPPED DA KOFFING! BUT DA GROT DIDN'T MOVE NO MORE EITHER SO DERE PROBABLY NEEDZ TA BE MORE EXPERI-EXP- TRYIN STUFF TA KNOW WHAT TA DO. NOW IN DA MEANTIME DON'T YA KOFF ON ME OR OILL KRUMP YA!
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u/Seared_Gibets PROFIT OV GORK N MORK Jul 28 '26
At least yewz iz just snifflin'. Anytime I try to WW-... No, no, I ain't doin' it. I already dun went froo most me pants awlredy.
Zoggin 'ell wotz dis mess goin round. I foind out wun uh da doyz got mixed up wiff dem stinky beakies again, Imma have to go on uh roight killy WWWAA-ouuughhh... (the worst, loudest shart you've ever heard for 10 seconds straight)
Ah zog it, I only gotz wun pair left...
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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL Jul 28 '26
Methinks that virus bomb we sent might have been slightly expired. Hrmm. Mixed results.
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 28 '26
IT WUZ Y- *AHAKK--* Yoo! Yooz gon too far now, 'oomy. WAAA-- CHOO!
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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL Jul 28 '26
Oop, I see one of the locals has noticed me. Time to extricate myself from this place.
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 28 '26
Kum on boyz, 'e iz a long way frum 'is ship! 'e dun went an' zoggin' fallen from da skoi wivowt any maytz!
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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL Jul 28 '26
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshi- wait. Did you say FALLEN?! loads bolter with righteous intent
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u/Human-Question6210 29d ago
Err... yer... yooz fallen from abuv, frum da... da... WAACHOO!! loads sinuses with no intent
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u/LongColdNight KOMMANDO 29d ago
EVEN WID DA SMARTEST SMARTBOY DOKS AND MEKS WORKIN, DERE AINT NO URTY SYRINGE YET WOT CAN STOP DA SNIFFLEZ
DA PRINCIPLE OF DA URTY SYRINGE -
DA NASTY ICKY STUFF MAKES ORKS SICK. SO TAKE A TINY TINY DROP OF IT AND BOIL IT. STICK IT IN DA ORK. DEN DA ORK'S BODY GETS TUFF AND KNOWS HOW TA TAKE DA STUFF AND DONT GET SICK.
MANY YOOFS LIVE LONGA AND KRUMP MORE WEN DEY GET URTY SYRINGE. MANY DIFFERENT ICKY GOO FOUND AND MANY DIS-EEZES STOPPED.
BUT DIS SNIFFLEZ DONT GET STOPPED! NO MATTA WAT URTY SYRINGE YA GET.
ITS BETTA STAY ONE TRUKK-LENGTH AWAY FROM YER BEST MATES. WEAR BANDANA OVER YER GOB. WASH YER HANDS. DEN DA SNIFFLES DONT GET PASSED ON.
STAY SAFE OUT DERE BOYZ
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO Jul 28 '26
ASK A NEARBY PAINBOY. THEM GITS SHULD KNOW WOTZ GOIN ON.