(Today’s Voting)
Top 9-
Eleven beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have ten photos in my hands,and these photos represents the ten of you that is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Today’s call-out has been pre-determined to be random,positions announced today might not reflect your actual one.The first girl who is safe from the Bottom 2 is…
Kari—I can see that you are shocked!Well today,you have shown us that you still have some fans still there to support your journey to the top and that is enough To make yourself look good my girl!Well,you may take your place and thankfully,you are giving model and not resting on pretty…like take a look at Kristi when you go back home later!
The second is…
Dani—Congratulations Dani,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Anti-Dental Procedure…oh shoot I mean Reddit’s Next Top Model!I love how you stood up for yourself though,you are the right person to represent Top Model.
Third name I am going to call is…
Brooke—Miss Staricha,a woman like you needs more appreciation.However,I do think your photos might be a little lacking from such a good face you have so the next time,I want to see you shine even more because it’s not Brooke’s Next Top Model!
And here comes the robbed queen!
Leslie—I mean if you weren’t robbed then ummm…maybe you’ll end up like early out but thank god it was so greatly timed because of the immense raw talent you possess on both America’s and Reddit’s Next Top Model,you may join the other girls.
Mollie Sue—Yes,I didn’t add any intro four you because there are two of you that are robbed+Kari so why not?You may take your place Mia Farrow.
And her name is Jade,the Ace of Spades!Furonda my dear I know your skin is bumpy,but her skin is flawless and you look really lumpy!
Jade—Congratulations Jade,I guess giving good TV and also modelling really well is a category really rare and your personality is even rarer to find,oh my heavens you are a very impressive lady.You are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Best Friend ;).
And speaking of Furonda…
Furonda—You are moving on to the next round!You are a incredible model.
The next name is…the first person to never Bottom at all and lose,give it up for…
Joanie—You are the definition of consistency.Every single damn photo or moment about you is just fascinating and you bring it to the table every time!The face you have also reflects what a model should be…if only the competition wasn’t a crappy piece of shit!You are an unique pesron and for that,the photo is yours.
Okay,the next photo goes to…wait who is this again?Ah,you with the cockatoo hairstyle,come on up here!
GIrl with the cockatoo hairstyle—Congratulations…whoever you are!You are a true model even though you are very unmemorbale woman to me!Okay yeah…your name is Sara.There is a whole pack of pop culture icons and definitely there is you but I commend your talent!You may take your place.
Bottom 2-
Will Nnenna and Gina please step forward?
So…two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands,and this photo represents the ast girl who’s still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Nnenna,throughout America’s Next Top Model,you were seen as this frontrunner in the beginning who slowly faltered because of your boyfriend John.However,the lasting impact is so severe that you just landed here suddenly because they believe your lack of focus has brought an end to your journey.
Gina,same as Nnenna,you have all the potential in the world but then Jade tagged along and you lost all of your confidence and you suffer from a lack of focus too.It leaves us wondering,’Is Gina too sensitive about Jade?’,but honestly I side with you during the drama.
But this round,the public didn’t.
Nnenna,you got to let go of your thoughts just so you can come back as an even better version of yourself because imagine losing the competition just because people think you are all over John that your dedication is not there!Well,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Gina,what you also need to let go is self-doubt because in this industry,if you think bad about yourself from one person in the room,everyone wouldn’t book you and in Reddit,that’s what happened.So maybe,just stick to your own modelling okay?
Ladies,the competition continues.You are still in it.
And now remember,if you can’t love yourself then how the hell you gonna love somebody else,can I get an amen up in here?
AMEN!