Hi folks; Your friendly local Subreddit Moderateur here.
dons fedora
/uj We had a little scare there! Reddit closed the subreddit for a few days, and we made all nice and cute to them to plead our case that whatever gave them the impetus to close the subreddit, that it was 1: A Joke & 2: We understand TEWTALLY that they have to be TEWTALLY SRS about their job, yes, please reconsider.
/uj We figured it was likely due to One TJoke Over The Line:
/uj Our position is that it's fine to say things like "Alex Jones Popped Like a Balloon", "Alex Jones has Been Replaced by a Pod Person", and "Alex Jones was kidnapped by the CIA in 2017 and vanished into a black site, and his show has been proof that the US Government's Deep State has had VFX tech for over a decade that can fake anyone, P.S. He's Dead.". These are - with a smidgen of reflection - clearly satire, parody, JOKES.
/uj HOWEVER
/uj We ask that YOU not come here with the "I wish Alex Jones were dead, honestly", or "Goddamnit this fooled me, someone needs to make this a reality", or the ever classy "That mot[RADIO EDIT]ker needs to be dealt with once and for all".
/uj These are things that the Reddit admins (and hey, the courts, and us) do not appreciate. At all. They constitute torts AND crimes even IF Alex Jones never sees them and no one attempts to assault, batter, or homicide that mot[RADIO EDIT]ker (no, no, shhh shut up shut up, they fuckin' DO, OK, just take my word for it).
/uj We love you. We want to keep you, and everyone around you, safe from not just Reddit's Banhammers, but also the Trump Administration 2.0's DOJ's "Novel Theories of Aiding and Abetting" and from becoming the posterboys / strippergirls for NSPM-7. (If you don't know what that is, well, it's some serious 1984 Big Brother, East German Stasi bullshit, lemme tell ya, and Alex Jones regularly has dinner conferences with Roger Stone, which tells you a lot about how his obstructionist and perversion-of-justice bullshit was conceived, late at night in an orgy fueled by Richard Nixon Back Tattoos)
/uj And also, importantly, we want this space to continue to exist for a long, long, long, long, long long, long, long ...
TWO
HOURS
LAYTEHYR
/uj ... long, long, looooooooooooooong time, without him and his whoopie-cap-wearing cohort getting their grubby little mitts back on it.
/uj So, in the spirit of GETTING THE SANDY HOOK PARENTS EVERY BIT OF JUSTICE THEY DESERVE OUT OF ALEX JONES, we ask you to PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, use just a dash, a soupcon, a modicum of judgement when you post and comment here.
/uj Please rest assured that we are toiling tirelessly behind the Mod Queue to ensure that this space remains afloat and available for the foreseeable future.
/uj Thank you.
GIG 'EM GAY FROGS!